Week 7 NFL Thread: Parity aplenty

[heyabbott]

Rams, Jags, Bills. Oh my

 

[Songbird]

The difference between hitting a 5-teamer and not hitting a 5-teamer is the ****ing cocksucking Bears.

 

[HanSenSE]

Posted without comment, save a LOL.

 

[HanSenSE]

Carson Palmer fractures left arm vs. Rams, per Fox crawl.

EDIT for link.

Goff leads Rams to shutout with Cardinals' Palmer injured

 

[HanSenSE]

Watching Prescott pick apart their defense, how did the 49ers even keep any of their games close?

 

[outofplace]

The league's relaxed celebration rules are growing on me.

JuJu Smith-Schuster just played hide-and-seek with a teammate after catching a touchdown pass for the Steelers.

 

[outofplace]

As usual, the Steelers are proving to be the dumbest team in football. Fourth-and-goal and the Bengals go play action, so of course nobody covered the tight end. I don't know why any team ever kicks a field goal or punts on a fourth-and-one against this team. They fall for it every single time.

The same defense that shut down the Chiefs last week can't even slow the Bengals down. Game tied, 14-14, in the second quarter.

 

[Batman]

Rams, Jags, Bills. Oh my

All partying like it's 1999.

 

[Batman]

As usual, the Steelers are proving to be the dumbest team in football. Fourth-and-goal and the Bengals go play action, so of course nobody covered the tight end. I don't know why any team ever kicks a field goal or punts on a fourth-and-one against this team. They fall for it every single time.

Honestly, I don't know why every team doesn't run that play at least once in that situation. As long as you don't completely botch it, the play action pass to the tight end is almost impossible to stop.

 

[HanSenSE]

Only Fox would spend time talking about the halftime ceremony for Dwight Clark, then NOT televise a second of it. Weak sauce.

Gawd, the Niners suck.

 

[Batman]

Most entertaining thing about the rest of the Cowboys-Niners game might be the PATs. Dan Bailey got hurt, so the Cowboys have safety Jeff Heath kicking. He just banged a PAT off the upright and in.

 

[heyabbott]

Zeke is going through San Fran like it’s his girlfriend’s little sister

 

[outofplace]

The Steelers are finding ways to keep the Bengals in this game. They settled for field goals on four consecutive drives, though the last one was aided greatly by the officials. Jackson, the Bengals' rookie corner, grabbed Brown's arm before the ball arrived on a deep ball to the end zone on third down and got away with it. Pittsburgh leads, 26-14, in the third quarter.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Most entertaining thing about the rest of the Cowboys-Niners game might be the PATs. Dan Bailey got hurt, so the Cowboys have safety Jeff Heath kicking. He just banged a PAT off the upright and in.

33-3 in the fourth quarter and QB1 throws a touchdown pass to WR1. Have some pride, Niner defense.

 

[outofplace]

Honestly, I don't know why every team doesn't run that play at least once in that situation. As long as you don't completely botch it, the play action pass to the tight end is almost impossible to stop.

And the Bengals have stopped the Steelers on third-and-one three times and fourth-and-one once. They had two runs that were stuffed and two deep throws that were incomplete.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Chargers are shutting out Denver. WTH?

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Trubisky completed 4 passes in a Bears win. Four.

 

[Chef2]

Chargers are shutting out Denver. WTH?

Between the bed wetting against NYG last week and this debacle today.......if I'm Joseph and McCoy......if i see a call on my cell from "John".....i may wanna hit ignore.

 

[Songbird]

The Seahawks just put the game away with one of the best scoring drives I have seen in a very long time.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Trubisky completed 4 passes in a Bears win. Four.

Fox must have thought he was coaching the Tebow Broncos playoff juggernaut again.