Week 1 Running NFL Thread (Warren Moon edition)

[mustangj17]

We've survived another string of months without any quality football. I look forward to chatting with all of the pro football regulars tonight, and on Sundays and Mondays throughout the season.

Now for my stone cold lock of the week: Under 4.5

As in, it will be under 4.5 pages before Zag/Oop get a thread locked because of Jay Cutler's stats at Vanderbilt/The Pittsburgh Steelers.

Just kidding. Hopefully we can go the entire season without killing each other. Oh I almost forgot: Go Lions!

 

[Gutter]

Weeping tears of heroin he can't get a thread named after him.

 

[mustangj17]

I would be lying if I told you I knew who that was. I even googled "frolicking Buccaneers player + possibly a kicker" in google images. Got nothing.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Donald Igwebuike, right?

(Ray Perkins always called him "Donald Kicker" because he couldn't pronounce his last name).

 

[Corky Ramirez up on 94th St.]

Tom Brady in a car accident:

http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2010/09/patriots_qb_in.html

Perhaps Giselle was chasing him with a football helmet after finding out he banged the bar maid at Boston Beer Works ...

 

[Ilmago]

Seems like Brady wasn't injured in the car accident which is great news.

I have him as my starting QB in two of my Fantasy Football teams.

 

[doubledown68]

I'll be pulling off the KC double on Monday; Royals by day, Chiefs by night. Other than that, I got nothing.

 

[zagoshe]

You paid money for tickets to see both the Royals and Chiefs? In the same day?

Are you also into masochism?

 

[Small Town Guy]

Weeping tears of heroin he can't get a thread named after him.

Ah, Donald. He was with the Vikes when he got busted. At least he was acquitted. When it comes to kickers - especially No. 1s - gone bad, Rafael Septien is still king.

 

[spnited]

I'll be pulling off the KC double on Monday; Royals by day, Chiefs by night. Other than that, I got nothing.

You got nothing either way.

 

[Machine Head]

So I'm in a hotel room and I have ESPNwhatever on the tube this morning.

Colin Cowherd tells me that Jay Cutler is in a love triangle with some reality TV babe.

I see that as a sign of impending doom for the Bears this season.

 

[Gutter]

So I'm in a hotel room and I have ESPNwhatever on the tube this morning.

Colin Cowherd tells me that Jay Cutler is in a love triangle with some reality TV babe.

I see that as a sign of impending doom for the Bears this season.

What could go wrong?

 

[Captain_Kirk]

So I'm in a hotel room and I have ESPNwhatever on the tube this morning.

Colin Cowherd tells me that Jay Cutler is in a love triangle with some reality TV babe.

I see that as a sign of impending doom for the Bears this season.

I would say that anything where Colin Cowherd is involved is a sign of impending doom.

 

[Care Bear]

Perhaps the new chick will teach Cutler how to make completions in the red zone.

 

[BYH]

So I'm in a hotel room and I have ESPNwhatever on the tube this morning.

Colin Cowherd tells me that Jay Cutler is in a love triangle with some reality TV babe.

I see that as a sign of impending doom for the Bears this season.

What could go wrong?

Between this and Iguebuekueijeiepwfdieaoeheroin, you are on some roll on this thread, Gutter.

 

[Gutter]

Preseason is over ... this time it counts.

 

[Care Bear]

BYH, you have inspired me with your avatar. Thank you.

 

[mustangj17]

Nothing gets me juiced for football more than Taylor Swift in a sparkly silver dress.


BOO YAH!

 

[Big Circus]

Worst national anthem since Carl Lewis. Girl sexy, though. Who is she?

 

[mustangj17]

Yeah that was pretty bad.