NFL Week 2 thread -- Tim Couch still sucks

[Cosmo]

Let's get back to having weekly threads here, folks. Tim Couch the choice in honor of the Brownies being foisted upon the nation tonight on Thursday Night Football.

THURSDAY NIGHT
CIN at CLE (-6)

SUNDAY EARLY
NYG at CHI (-5.5)
ATL at DAL (-4)
DET at GB (-6)
JAX at TEN (-8.5)
MIN at IND (-3)
BUF (-5.5) at MIA
SF (-7) at NYJ
LAR at PHI (-1)
DEN at PIT (-7.5)
CAR at TB (-8.5)

SUNDAY LATE
WSH at ARI (-6.5)
KC (-8.5) at LAC
BAL (-7) at HOU

SUNDAY NIGHT
NE at SEA (-3.5)

MONDAY NIGHT
NO (-6) at LV

That's a lot of points for Buffalo on the road. Miami is plucky. ... Football Team vs. Kyler Murray should be fun. ... Surprisingly large early-season game for the Iggles.

 

[heyabbott]

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Baker Mayfield still needs 14 TD passes to tie Tim Couch for most in the new Broens era. I’m not convinced he gets there.

And no way the Colts lose now.

 

[DanOregon]

Mayfield, Darnold, Allen, Rosen and then at the end of the round - Lamar Alexander. Not sure Mayfield will get his fifth year guaranteed if the Browns don't make some noise this year and the team can draft someone new. Coaches have a natural bias against QBs who have gotten two previous coaches canned.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Is that the same Lamar Alexander that starred in Revenge of the Nerds?

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

Mayfield, Darnold, Allen, Rosen and then at the end of the round - Lamar Alexander. Not sure Mayfield will get his fifth year guaranteed if the Browns don't make some noise this year and the team can draft someone new. Coaches have a natural bias against QBs who have gotten two previous coaches canned.

Dude was in his 70s. Not quite as old as Brandon Weedon, but understandable

 

[Scout]

Baker Mayfield still needs 14 TD passes to tie Tim Couch for most in the new Broens era. I’m not convinced he gets there.

And no way the Colts lose now.

Wait, he doesn't lift it? He has a belt on and everything.

 

[Michael_ Gee]

If the Rams don't curbstomp the Eagles, I will be surprised.

 

[DanOregon]

Lamar Jackson - I'm such a doof.

 

[heyabbott]

What does Myles Garrett gotta do to get his name mentioned on TV? Beat a *****? Start a race war?

 

[Scout]

Nothing like a montage to point out some masculine plastic surgery.

 

[DanOregon]

If I'm a Bengals fan, I'm probably feeling better about the future with Burrow than the Browns are with Mayfield.

 

[Songbird]

61 passes for Joey B, huh?

 

[Scout]

If I'm a Bengals fan, I'm probably feeling better about the future with Burrow than the Browns are with Mayfield.

Burrow is going to be very good for a long time.

Build that Oline and get a decent defense and they might challenge in a few years.

Edit- for a division title. Lol

 

[qtlaw]

Burrow is next holder of “Joe Cool” title (no pun intended, just realized that was his first name too). I love how he’s so smooth in his movement. Not a big arm though.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Let's get back to having weekly threads here, folks. Tim Couch the choice in honor of the Brownies being foisted upon the nation tonight on Thursday Night Football.

Tim Couch is still married to former Playmate Of The Year Heather Kozar and is probably not worried about anybody dissing him.

 

[hondo]

What does Myles Garrett gotta do to get his name mentioned on TV? Beat a *****? Start a race war?

He did one out of two last year.

 

[hondo]

Browns fans never disappoint ...

 

[da man]

Browns fans never disappoint ...

YOU DON'T LIVE IN CLEVELAND!

 

[LanceyHoward]

Burrow is going to be very good for a long time.

Build that Oline and get a decent defense and they might challenge in a few years.

Edit- for a division title. Lol

In both his games Burrow average less than 10 yards a completion. I know Burrow is operating with a bad offensive line and poor receivers (A.J. Green is currently of shell of what he had been). But I think we need to see if Burrow has the ability to drive the ball to his wide receivers down field before we can determine if he will be a top flight NFL quarterback.