NFL Week 2 thread -- Tim Couch still sucks

[heyabbott]

Giants are Rutgers level bad.

 

[Tarheel316]

Oh Jesus. Bosa, Jimmy G, Mostert all out with knees. Win the battle, lose the war.

Time to give Kap a call.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

It’s 28-0 since Aaron Rodgers decided to start playing

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

That poor woman doesn’t deserve this.

Washington owner Snyder and wife in quarantine

 

[da man]

Fire McCarthy soon to be trending.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

 

[Spartan Squad]

The **** was Atlanta doing?

 

[da man]

Falcons' hands team guys are apparently idiots.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Fire McCarthy soon to be trending.

At the very least, the bag of practice balls will be assigned to multiple players to carry around the facility, never to let out of grasp, much less out of sight.

 

[Michael_ Gee]

Never underestimate the ability of the Atlanta Falcons to gag one away.

 

[Batman]

Falcons' hands team guys are apparently idiots.

That kick defied physics. It was going straight sideways at the 46-yard line. How it even made it to the 50, I have no idea.

 

[da man]

At the very least, the bag of practice balls will be assigned to multiple players to carry around the facility, never to let out of grasp, much less out of sight.

I was talking about the fake punt run up the middle on fourth-and-5.

Dallas tried two fake punts and failed at both.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

I was talking about the fake punt run up the middle on fourth-and-5.

Dallas tried two fake punts and failed at both.

I know. If I'm the Cowboys' special teams coach, I slip out the side door and hope my key card works Monday morning.

Once is unacceptable. But twice?

 

[HanSenSE]

Oh Jesus. Bosa, Jimmy G, Mostert all out with knees. Win the battle, lose the war.

Against, of all teams, the Jets.

 

[mpcincal]

And just like that, Justin Herbert has made his NFL debut and ran one in for his first TD as a Charger.
Red Zone report said Tyrod Taylor out due to a "pregame chest injury."

 

[Batman]

Today's goofy NFL note: The Cowboys-Falcons game was the second time an NFL game has finished with a 40-39 score. The first was the Chiefs over the Browns in 2002. Both of them had rather unusual circumstances that led to a game-winning field goal as time expired.
Today's game had the Cowboys' huge comeback and an onside kick that led to the winning field goal.
In Browns-Chiefs, the Browns were hit with a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on the final play of the game because one of their players took his helmet off in celebration during the play, at an apparent game-ending fumble. The first down gave the Chiefs an untimed down and moved the m into range for Morten Andersen's 30-yard game-winner. The Chiefs also came back from a 13-point deficit in the last 10 minutes to win.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Quinn has to be gone by the time the plane lands, right? That's a decent team that deserves a better coach.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

 

[Inky_Wretch]

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

I'm sure the Falcons' Q wishes he was anon right now.

Usually the NFC East winner wins by default, and this year it looks like it'll be Jerry's Kids.