You should be ashamed ...

[Rhody31]

...if you tell people what they should and shouldn't be ashamed of.

BTW, the pic looks photoshopped.

 

[DanOregon]

Host a sports talk show using a nickname.

Use the opportunity of the National Anthem to grab a beer or hit the restrooms.

Plumb-bob a putt for anything over a bogie.

 

[Beef03]

. . . If you take joy in ratting out coaches to their college for not calling in an exhibition basketball score, thus levying a $250 fine on them.

 

[JackReacher]

... if you are older than 25 and wear a sports jersey anywhere but to a game.

Thank you.

What about in your house or at a buddy's house while watching the game on TV? That's gotta be acceptable. Just has to.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

If you're over 14 and you wear a baseball glove to a game. Or keep score. Or just really like baseball.

You gotta be ****ing kidd-- wait, um, never mind. :

I've only done it once since I became an adult. It was for a game in which a star was going for a milestone home run which would have been worth big bucks to whoever was lucky enough to catch it.

My cousins, who met me at the game, looked at me like I was nuts. I rationalized that if I had a chance at thousands of dollars, I better improve my chances any way I could.

Star ended up hitting the milestone the next game, and what pissed me off the most was all the people who were coming into our section whenever the guy came to the plate. It's like the ushers decided to take five minutes off every three innings.

 

[SnoopyBoy]

...You dress from head to toe in the colors of a college football team, yet you didn't even go to that college.
...Your lazy ass throws your cigarette butts out the window of your car, as if they're magically not going to gather by the thousands at the curbs of every intersection.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

if you're on the verge of 50,000 posts on a message board

And I was feeling bad about getting close to 30K.

 

[dooley_womack1]

if you're on the verge of 50,000 posts on a message board

And I was feeling bad about getting close to 30K.

Nah, we're pathetic, too, just not as much so.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

If you go into a pub in Scotland and order a Coors Light (as my dumbass brother did some years ago on vacation with his wife, who is from Scotland).

You shouldn't be ashamed for that; you should be executed. Or institutionalized at least.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

-- if a single drop of water falls from the sky and you immediately forget how to operate a motor vehicle.

The entire Atlanta metropolitan area just hung its head in shame.

 

[proudpittsburgher]

. . . if you don't say anything when someone goes out of their way to hold the door for you. Actually, forget be ashamed, you should be punched right in the freakin nutz.

 

[proudpittsburgher]

. . . if you turn any SportsJournalists.com argument about sports or politics, personal. And you know who you are.

 

[Cosmo]

Oh, **** off, jackass.

 

[proudpittsburgher]

Oh, **** off, jackass.

Damn democrats . . . you are all the same

 

[proudpittsburgher]

. . . you are under the age of 80 and enjoy watching Matlock (I do)

 

[Oggiedoggie]

... if you can eat a Baby Ruth while watching "Two Girls, One Cup."

 

[JackReacher]

... if you can eat a Baby Ruth while watching "Two Girls, One Cup."

Winner.

 

[heyabbott]

...if you bring your daughter(s) to Hooters

 

[Care Bear]

... if you are older than 25 and wear a sports jersey anywhere but to a game.

Thank you.

What about in your house or at a buddy's house while watching the game on TV? That's gotta be acceptable. Just has to.

You can wear your WNBA jerseys anywhere you want, Sonner.

 

[JackReacher]

Thank you!! That Diana Taurasi jersey ain't gonna wear itself, that's for damn sure.