You should be ashamed ...

[Ace]

... if you are over 12 and order sweet and sour chicken and a Chinese restaurant.


(feel free to add your own)

 

[Buck]

You can order sweet and sour chicken or a Chinese restaurant. Ordering both is just gluttonous.

 

[imjustagirl]

It's the only Chinese food I can eat. Suck it, Ace.

 

[Journo13]

... if you fight with other adults to catch foul balls.

 

[DanOregon]

or fight with kids...

wear a suit to a sporting event you aren't being paid to attend (at least take off the damn tie).

leave a no-hitter early

 

[Huggy]

If you go into a pub in Scotland and order a Coors Light (as my dumbass brother did some years ago on vacation with his wife, who is from Scotland).

 

[YGBFKM]

If you're over 14 and you wear a baseball glove to a game. Or keep score. Or just really like baseball.

 

[Ace]

... if you jaywalk across a busy street with a baby in your arms in three kids at your side.

 

[Ace]

It's the only Chinese food I can eat. Suck it, Ace.

Your body can't process foods that aren't fried and dipped in sugar?

 

[Buck]

Ashamed of liking baseball?

 

[jlee]

... if you fight with other adults to catch foul balls.

I love how the girl is the only sane one in the picture. What a shot.

 

[Buck]

Although, if they add another wild card or implement more replay, I might boycott baseball for the rest of my life.

 

[Ace]

... if you fight with other adults to catch foul balls.

I love how the girl is the only sane one in the picture. What a shot.

Agree.

 

[jlee]

... if you can't drive stick (I can't).

 

[Trey Beamon]

... if you're older than 16 and ask an athlete for autograph.

... if you refuse to tip waiters/delivery folks

... if you're a healthy, relatively active person and must always use a golf cart.

... if you think a salary cap is the solution to baseball's problems.

 

[dooley_womack1]

if you're on the verge of 50,000 posts on a message board

 

[Trey Beamon]

It's the only Chinese food I can eat.

您的怪异。

 

[Buck]

If you spent 69 days trapped in a mine and your top priority after getting out is drinking a Pepsi.

 

[imjustagirl]

It's the only Chinese food I can eat. Suck it, Ace.

Your body can't process foods that aren't fried and dipped in sugar?

No. But I'm big on texture. So every other bit of Chinese food is out for sliminess.

If you spent 69 days trapped in a mine and your top priority after getting out is drinking a Pepsi.

Not my top priority. What I would want first. I want to make out with Nick Punto. My priority is paying my rent.

 

[Mystery Meat II]

... if you throw a Molotov cocktail into the burn unit of a children's hospital