Where will you prefer to be buried or have your ashes spread?

[Sam Mills 51]

Probably cremation, but maybe burial if I can come back like this.

You mean you don't want to cryogenically freeze your supple a_s?

 

[Driftwood]

Hell, if being cremated is the only thing that keeps me out of heaven, Jesus wasn't paying attention.

 

[Bubbler]

You mean you don't want to cryogenically freeze your supple a_s?

It cannot be saved for future generations. We live in the interesting times of my supple ass and future generations will venerate its beauty as it was, not as it would be imperfectly preserved.

George Eliot anticipated this.

"God, immortality, Bubbler's supple ass - how inconceivable the first, how unbelievable the second, how unbelieceivable the ass."

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Is supple ass the same thing as Prussian ass?

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

We live in the interesting times of my supple ass

and your ****ING haircut.

 

[Liut]

Family plot next to my father, who died when I was child.
Monument paid for, obituary self-written.