You should be ashamed ...

[Sea Bass]

If you've ever let your dog lick peanut butter off your nuts.

 

[Mystery Meat II]

... if you got a thread locked

 

[Baron Scicluna]

... if you cyberbully your neighbor's 7-year-old dying granddaughter {crossthread}.

... if you're a man and you watch The View.

... if you're a male over 16 and you root for John Cena.

... if you collect a million-dollar bonus after your company lays off thousands of workers.

... if you keep retiring after every season, only to come back after your teammates bust their butts in training camp.

... if you need a one-hour ESPN show to tell the world where you're taking your talents.

... if you say that sexual harassment is legal in your workplace just because it's in the employee handbook {another crossthread}

 

[Buck]

It's the only Chinese food I can eat. Suck it, Ace.

Your body can't process foods that aren't fried and dipped in sugar?

No. But I'm big on texture. So every other bit of Chinese food is out for sliminess.

If you spent 69 days trapped in a mine and your top priority after getting out is drinking a Pepsi.

Not my top priority. What I would want first. I want to make out with Nick Punto. My priority is paying my rent.

Drink Pepsi when you get out of the mine. I'm just joshing.
Who am I to tell people what they should want when they get out of a mine?

 

[Journo13]

If you've ever let your dog lick peanut butter off your nuts.

I won't even ask why you thought of this.

 

[YGBFKM]

If you've ever let your dog lick peanut butter off your nuts.

I won't even ask why you thought of this.

Probably because he felt ashamed after doing it.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

If you've ever let your dog lick peanut butter off your nuts.

I won't even ask why you thought of this.

Probably because he felt ashamed after doing it.

You should be ashamed if you think it's OK because it's your dog.

 

[MTM]

... if you are older than 25 and wear a sports jersey anywhere but to a game.

 

[Care Bear]

... if you are older than 25 and wear a sports jersey anywhere but to a game.

Thank you.

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

If you've ever let your dog lick peanut butter off your nuts.

I won't even ask why you thought of this.

It's from Road Trip.

 

[Buck]

I should be ashamed for trying to tell people what they should or shouldn't want when they get out of a mine?

 

[imjustagirl]

I just didn't want you to think that was how shallow I was.

I'm much more shallow.

 

[farmerjerome]

....Root for the Steelers.

 

[rtse11]

... if you are older than 25 and wear a sports jersey anywhere but to a game.

fixed.

 

[forever_town]

You should be ashamed if you support bigotry of any kind or don't challenge people who do.

 

[Armchair_QB]

If you've ever let your dog lick peanut butter off your nuts.

You lose a bet or just experimenting?

 

[Shoeless Joe]

--- if you're over 5 and bring ketchup or mayo anywhere near a hot dog.

 

[HandsomeHarley]

If you're over 14 and you wear a baseball glove to a game. Or keep score. Or just really like baseball.

You gotta be ****ing kidd-- wait, um, never mind. :

 

[Buck]

I just didn't want you to think that was how shallow I was.

I'm much more shallow.

Pepsi's not shallow.
Fanta is shallow.

 

[HandsomeHarley]

... if you fight with other adults to catch foul balls.

I love how the girl is the only sane one in the picture. What a shot.
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... if you fight with other adults to catch foul balls.

I love how the girl is the only sane one in the picture. What a shot.

... if you're an adult and you walk around with your ****ing underwear sticking out of your pants.

For that matter, if you're over the age of 5.