Week 10 NFL Thread

[BYH]

Seriously LJB. You need to fix that thread title.

There's nothing wrong with that thread title. Short, sweet, and to the point.

You probably enjoy vanilla ice cream, missionary sex and drive a beige Volvo, too.

Holy crap that's funny.

 

[BYH]

Seriously LJB. You need to fix that thread title.

There's nothing wrong with that thread title. Short, sweet, and to the point.

You probably enjoy vanilla ice cream, missionary sex and drive a beige Volvo, too.

Just because some fantasy-sports-league douchebag decided to tag a baseball thread with the name of an obscure old-time baseball player a couple of years ago doesn't mean everybody has to jump on the ******* bandwagon on every ******* running thread for all eternity.

Also, GET OFF HIS LAWN!!!! :D

 

[cjericho]

Radio station WWL.com Reports:
8 Saints sidelined with injury or illness
-Eight players did not practice-

Wide receiver Marques Colston has the flu and did not practice today.
Offensive lineman Zack Strief is also out with the flu.
Safety Darren Sharper was sidelined with a knee injury.
Cornerback Jabari Greer is nursing his groin.
Receiver Lance Moore didn't practice with an ankle injury.
Defensive lineman Sedrick Ellis was out with an injured knee.
Center Jonathan Goodwin was sidelined with a hurt ankle.
-One player practiced, but didn't participate in all the drills-

Linebacker Scott Fujita did return to practice, but was limited with a calf injury.

Did someone really say "Greer is nursing his groin," on the air.

 

[joe king]

Radio station WWL.com Reports:
8 Saints sidelined with injury or illness
-Eight players did not practice-

Wide receiver Marques Colston has the flu and did not practice today.
Offensive lineman Zack Strief is also out with the flu.
Safety Darren Sharper was sidelined with a knee injury.
Cornerback Jabari Greer is nursing his groin.
Receiver Lance Moore didn't practice with an ankle injury.
Defensive lineman Sedrick Ellis was out with an injured knee.
Center Jonathan Goodwin was sidelined with a hurt ankle.
-One player practiced, but didn't participate in all the drills-

Linebacker Scott Fujita did return to practice, but was limited with a calf injury.

Did someone really say "Greer is nursing his groin," on the air.

I was just going through this thread and was going to post that you should never write a player is "nursing his groin," at least not for publication. you beat me to it, cjericho.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

There's nothing wrong with missionary sex in a beige Volvo.

Well, maybe not a beige one.

 

[TigerVols]

There's nothing wrong with missionary sex in a beige Volvo.

Well, maybe not a beige one.

What about nursing a groin in a Volvo?

 

[Captain_Kirk]

There's nothing wrong with missionary sex in a beige Volvo.

Well, maybe not a beige one.

What about nursing a groin in a Volvo?

One could make the case that is nursing a groin.....

 

[nmmetsfan]

Seriously LJB. You need to fix that thread title.

There's nothing wrong with that thread title. Short, sweet, and to the point.

You probably enjoy vanilla ice cream, missionary sex and drive a beige Volvo, too.

Vanilla ice cream is better than no ice cream. Same with missionary

 

[outofplace]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=cr-celekpose111209&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Eagles tight end Brent Celek had a little captain in him....for a price. Sneaky.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Joe Namath wants to kiss you. His dogs would rather bite you.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/namath-dog-sanctioned-in-alleged-attacks-53936.html

 

[Batman]

What's up with the sound on the Niners-Bears game? There's crowd noise but no announcers. Weird.

 

[Batman]

Seriously LJB. You need to fix that thread title.

There's nothing wrong with that thread title. Short, sweet, and to the point.

You probably enjoy vanilla ice cream, missionary sex and drive a beige Volvo, too.

Vanilla ice cream is better than no ice cream. Same with missionary

True. But eating a banana split while getting road head in a Ferrari is better. And so is naming the damn threads.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

Is this an announcer-less game at The Stick?

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

What's up with the sound on the Niners-Bears game? There's crowd noise but no announcers. Weird.

No Matt Millen=bonus

 

[YGBFKM]

Ron Turner's playcalling makes me long for the days of John Shoop. The offensive line play makes me long for, well, a line that can ****ing run block. This team is an embarrassment.

 

[Batman]

What's up with the sound on the Niners-Bears game? There's crowd noise but no announcers. Weird.

No Matt Millen=bonus

That's what the Lions printed on their season ticket applications this season, wasn't it?

 

[mb]

Cutler? Picked in the red zone? That never happens.

/Broncos fanboy

 

[YGBFKM]

If the Bears could run the ****ing ball, they wouldn't have to pass when they have first-and-goal from the 3. I don't know what the record is for 1-yard gains, but Forte has to be on pace to shatter it.

 

[Care Bear]

Cutler? Picked in the red zone? That never happens.

/Broncos fanboy

Broncos fangirl here. I want him back.

 

[mb]

Cutler? Picked in the red zone? That never happens.

/Broncos fanboy

Broncos fangirl here. I want him back.

Hells. No.

I'll take the million-dollar hed and the 2-cent arm over the million-dollar arm and 2-cent head any day of the week.