The WNBA draft

[Moderator1]

I have it on because one of our players will probably go in the later rounds.
Someone just said someone could "score the basketball."

Arrggghhhhh. I was hoping the women's commentators would be smarter than the men's.

Score the basketball. Jeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Someone just said someone could "score the basketball."

Was it John Brady?

 

[Moderator1]

Nope, it was a woman. I can't keep track of who is on there and I'm not watching, the TV is behind me. Our player is a round 2-3 possibility.

 

[zeke12]

You need long bigs to score the basketball.

Everybody knows that.

 

[Tripp McNeely]

I turned it on to see Candace Parker all dressed up and looking hot. After she was done, I clicked it right back off.

How did a big caveman-looking guy like Shelden Williams (huge head, eyes are too close together, mediocre player at best) land a hottie like Parker?

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

I bet the men's draft is a lot more exciting than the women's. [/zagoshe]

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

You get your WNBA draft hat?

 

[Steak Snabler]

What's the tally so far of players having a "great motor?"

 

[imjustagirl]

OK, I know why Moddy's watching this...what's the excuse for the rest of you??

 

[ondeadline]

I can only dream of the NFL draft getting the same attention as the WNBA draft.

 

[Moderator1]

I just turned around in time to see Rebecca Lobo doing the "you just got drafted" interview with the woman from Maryland (Langhorne?) who went to the Mystics.

 

[Steak Snabler]

I turned it on to see Candace Parker all dressed up and looking hot. After she was done, I clicked it right back off.

How did a big caveman-looking guy like Shelden Williams (huge head, eyes are too close together, mediocre player at best) land a hottie like Parker?

First result of Google Images search for "Candace Parker":

 

[Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell]

Two WNBA threads on the first page...I'm pretty sure that hell just froze over.

 

[Tripp McNeely]

I turned it on to see Candace Parker all dressed up and looking hot. After she was done, I clicked it right back off.

How did a big caveman-looking guy like Shelden Williams (huge head, eyes are too close together, mediocre player at best) land a hottie like Parker?

First result of Google Images search for "Candace Parker":

I know there's no way I'm man enough to handle all that (tallest girl I've dated was 6-foot-1) ... but I'd sure as hell wouldn't mind tryin.

 

[Moderator1]

Uh, can we take this one out of the gutter please?
No wonder people think we're worthless pervs. We go out of our way to prove it regularly.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Moddy, you may be talking about Tripp and not me, but I was only pointing out that the first photo of her you get is not a basketball shot, but a primping shot, and from the school's official site, no less ...

 

[forever_town]

I just turned around in time to see Rebecca Lobo doing the "you just got drafted" interview with the woman from Maryland (Langhorne?) who went to the Mystics.

Crystal Langhorne? To the Mystics?

YES!

 

[Moderator1]

Moddy, you may be talking about Tripp and not me, but I was only pointing out that the first photo of her you get is not a basketball shot, but a primping shot, and from the school's official site, no less ...

I was talking about the post that said he "wouldn't mind tryin'" - didn't notice which poster said that.

 

[Tripp McNeely]

Uh, can we take this one out of the gutter please?
No wonder people think we're worthless pervs. We go out of our way to prove it regularly.

No disrespect meant, Moddy, but I think finding Candace Parker attractive and expressing it is pretty harmless. Sure I may not be expressing it in the most romantic sense, but I don't think I was being overly crude in light of some of the other threads involving beautiful women or handsome men.
And, I think it's a lot better than how most WNBA players are usually referred to.
In all serious, Candace Parker is a beautiful young woman and I've always been attracted to the athletic type.

 

[Moderator1]

Nothing wrong with expressing an opinion about her attractiveness (and she is quite attractive).
But you KNOW what I mean on this one!

You were not being overly crude. I just don't think this is a thread for that.