Keep IJAG away from sharp objects: Alyssa Milano engaged

[BYH]

On the bright side, given Milano's track record, I'd expect her to be back on the market and looking for some same-sex lovin' by the Super Bowl.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/actress-alyssa-milano-to-wed-hollywood-agent/17244?nc

 

[mike311gd]

Does her agent have a good curve?

 

[sportschick]

I saw that story earlier and thought the exact same thing

 

[imjustagirl]

Oh, come the **** ON. You can not be serious.

Alyssa, baby, come ON.

Really?

Jesus.

 

[sportschick]

I didn't know she and Tim Tebow were dating.

 

[imjustagirl]

That guy's like Tebow's FATHER.

 

[mike311gd]

And uglier.

 

[sportschick]

That guy's like Tebow's FATHER.

Either that or his older brother, but they totally look a bit alike.

 

[BYH]

Oh, come the **** ON. You can not be serious.

Alyssa, baby, come ON.

Really?

Jesus.

If she's with a goober like that, I'm thinking there's a chance for me.

 

[KevinmH9]

This guy's chances with Alyssa Milano:

 

[RossLT]

This guy's chances with Alyssa Milano:

Last two people on Earth?

 

[KevinmH9]

No, that's their relationship. Up in smoke. You know it won't last.

 

[pressboxer]

Have the Yankees given him a multiyear contract yet?

 

[KG]

This guy's chances with Alyssa Milano:

That's supposed to look like a scary clown, right? I just want to make sure I'm not turning into one of those people who sees bad stuff on the ink blot pages.

Edit: For the record, I think all clowns are scary.

 

[dooley_womack1]

A tree with major kudzu issues?

 

[slappy4428]

This guy's chances with Alyssa Milano:

That's supposed to look like a scary clown, right? I just want to make sure I'm not turning into one of those people who sees bad stuff on the ink blot pages.

Edit: For the record, I think all clowns are scary.

I see the clown in that clowd... Is he a utility infielder for the Dodgers?

 

[Flash]

Come on, maybe he doesn't mind throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

 

[imjustagirl]

Come on, maybe he doesn't mind throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Dead, Me, the whole shebang.

 

[cranberry]

Dude that ugly probably has to have some mad skills or major coin, maybe both, right?

 

[slappy4428]

Dude that ugly probably has to have some mad skills or major coin, maybe both, right?

Maybe he throws a high hard one...