Keep IJAG away from sharp objects: Alyssa Milano engaged

[imjustagirl]

Well, I'd like to say Alyssa is a confident woman, one who wouldn't choose eye candy over anything else. One who would fall in love with a man for his mind, or his sense of humor, or how he treats her.

But yeah, I'm guessing he's got bank.

 

[slappy4428]

Well, I'd like to say Alyssa is a confident woman, one who wouldn't choose eye candy over anything else. One who would fall in love with a man for his mind, or his sense of humor, or how he treats her.

But yeah, I'm guessing he's got bank.

Maybe he's a demon who cast a spell over her... it's happened before.

 

[PeteyPirate]

Maybe he's the only agent who will work on her behalf at this point.

 

[imjustagirl]

You're on the newly named "Flash list."

 

[slappy4428]

You're on the newly named "Flash list."

Is it a real and spectacular list?

 

[imjustagirl]

It's people who make **** or talent jokes about my darling Alyssa.

 

[slappy4428]

How about baseball jokes? Can we make those?

 

[outofplace]

It's people who make **** or talent jokes about my darling Alyssa.

I think there may be a little too much truth to those comments for them to be considered jokes, and I say this despite my own undying love for the lovely Alyssa.

 

[Bob Slydell]

Maybe the guy just knows a really good dentist for her

 

[Armchair_QB]

Well, I'd like to say Alyssa is a confident woman, one who wouldn't choose eye candy over anything else. One who would fall in love with a man for his mind, or his sense of humor, or how he treats her.

But yeah, I'm guessing he's got bank.

Or **** that hangs down to his knees.

 

[Bob Slydell]

Well, I'd like to say Alyssa is a confident woman, one who wouldn't choose eye candy over anything else. One who would fall in love with a man for his mind, or his sense of humor, or how he treats her.

But yeah, I'm guessing he's got bank.

Or **** that hangs down to his knees.

As old as he is, it's probably just his sack.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

This guy's chances with Alyssa Milano:

That's supposed to look like a scary clown, right? I just want to make sure I'm not turning into one of those people who sees bad stuff on the ink blot pages.

It's a schooner.

 

[Moderator1]

She looks awful - for a second I thought it was Amy Winehouse. Age done beat her with an ugly stick.

 

[imjustagirl]

She looks awful - for a second I thought it was Amy Winehouse. Age done beat her with an ugly stick.

Gonna go ahead and disagree with you there. That was the only pic I saw of them together.

Here she is 10 months ago:

 

[Moderator1]

OK, thanks. The no tats made it clear it wasn't Amy.

 

[imjustagirl]

I knew that was hyperbole. But yeah, the bangs don't become her.

 

[apeman33]

Alyssa still brings it. One of my friends had a mad crush on her during her "Who's the Boss?" years.

My 7-year-old nephew watches "Charmed" with my sister and she says Alyssa is his favorite.

But who the hell is that dude and how did he get so lucky?

 

[Moderator1]

Two big things, one of them a bank balance.
She's hideous.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

This guy's chances with Alyssa Milano:

That's supposed to look like a scary clown, right?

Duuuuuuuude. I totally see the clown. Bozo The Atomic Clown?

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

Oh, come the **** ON. You can not be serious.

Alyssa, baby, come ON.

Really?

Jesus.

If she's with a goober like that, I'm thinking there's a chance for me.

Oh come on now, if you were the last guy on earth, you still wouldn't stand a chance.