This will certainly not end well

[Starman]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3539904

Shawn Kemp + Italian food + Italian women ...

 

[BYH]

"I am happy that a player that has made basketball history would come to Montegranaro," coach Alessandro Finelli said.

Uhh, dude? Fathering more players than any NBAer in history DOES NOT COUNT as making history.

 

[Starman]

A good over/under bet would be the weight of Kemp in pounds vs. the number of women he knocks up by the end of the season.

 

[dixiehack]

Kilograms, Starman. Think kilograms. Gotta weigh the right way.

 

[luckyducky]

Pounds makes it not a run-away bet.

 

[old_tony]

Kemp has flirted with attempting a comeback in the NBA many times since his last season in the league, working out for a number of teams but not sticking with any of them.

No kidding.

 

[Starman]

A day in the life of Shawn Kemp:

1:45 p.m.: Wake up
1:47 p.m.: ****
1:58 p.m.: Eat
2:15 p.m.: **** some more
2:28 p.m.: Eat some more
2:39 p.m.: Take some drugs
2:48 p.m.: **** some more
2:59 p.m.: Take a ****
3:02 p.m.: Eat some more
3:16 p.m.: Drink some booze
3:19 p.m.: **** some more
3:27 p.m.: Eat some more
3:35 p.m.: Practice basketball
3:50 p.m.: Eat some more
3:59 p.m.: Take some more drugs
4:03 p.m.: **** some more
4:09 p.m.-4:00 a.m.: Repeat all above

 

[WazzuGrad00]

Shouldn't that be something we all strive for?

 

[Overrated]

That's a weak day.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Shouldn't that be something we all strive for?

You beat me to it.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

A day in the life of Shawn Kemp:

1:45 p.m.: Wake up
1:47 p.m.: ****
1:58 p.m.: Eat
2:15 p.m.: **** some more
2:28 p.m.: Eat some more
2:39 p.m.: Take some drugs
2:48 p.m.: **** some more
2:59 p.m.: Take a ****
3:02 p.m.: Eat some more
3:16 p.m.: Drink some booze
3:19 p.m.: **** some more
3:27 p.m.: Eat some more
3:35 p.m.: Practice basketball
3:50 p.m.: Eat some more
3:59 p.m.: Take some more drugs
4:03 p.m.: **** some more
4:09 p.m.-4:00 a.m.: Repeat all above

I have a hard time believing he isn't conceiving, eating and doing drugs while he sleeps...

 

[Write-brained]

Those child support payments must be a *****.

Can they get him for being a deadbeat dad if he's living in Italy?

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

Best thread this weekend.
My eyes are streaming tears.

 

[mike311gd]

Awesome. Yet another reason to move to Italy.

 

[JakeandElwood]

Awesome. Yet another reason to move to Italy.

You want to have one of Shawn Kemp's many ******* children?

 

[Overrated]

Even Shawn Kemp wouldn't **** Mikey.

 

[mike311gd]

Awesome. Yet another reason to move to Italy.

You want to have one of Shawn Kemp's many ******* children?

I was talking about watching him play, but fate is fate.

I like BYH a little more tonight.

 

[Starman]

Even Shawn Kemp wouldn't **** Mikey.

He might, just by accident.

 

[JakeandElwood]

Awesome. Yet another reason to move to Italy.

You want to have one of Shawn Kemp's many ******* children?

I was talking about watching him play, but fate is fate.

I like BYH a little more tonight.

I really doubt he's good anymore.

 

[lono]

I want to see him in a Fiat on the Autostrada. Now that would be a laugh.