Teachers Gone Wild - Spring Break Edition

[Captain_Kirk]

A little early for spring break, but who knows when love is in the air?

Holyoke, MA teacher decides to take a little road trip with her boy toy. The journey ends in a Morgantown, WV Super 8.

Nice going, Ms LaVoie. Your little trek across state lines gets a kidnapping charge added to your slate—one that hands her a possible life sentence

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090224/ap_on_re_us/teacher_student_missing

And here she is:

 

[Ace]

If I were her, I would argue that it was just an unofficial recruiting trip to WVU. She'd probably go scot-free.

 

[cranberry]

Damn, crossing state lines should get her nominated for the Dumb **** Hall of Fame.

 

[hondo]

Morgantown Super 8s are well-known spring break party stops, aren't they?

 

[dog428]

Damn, crossing state lines should get her nominated for the Dumb **** Hall of Fame.

One local sheriff was quoted: "Bank robbing is baby **** alongside what this chick has been doing. Driving through people's backyards. Knocking down mailboxes. Got a dude in the car. Took him cross state lines -- that's a man act. I don't think she's got his permission, and that's kidnapping. How's that for hijinks? Now, where's the can? I gotta take a squirt."

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

What hurts is that she thought she was headed for Canada.

 

[Ace]

What hurts is that she thought she was headed for Canada.

Think how JR feels that Morgantown was mistaken for Canada!

 

[JR]

What hurts is that she thought she was headed for Canada.

Think how JR feels that Morgantown was mistaken for Canada!

Hey, we try and keep up in Poindexter's World.

http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/592062

A 34-year-old female elementary school teacher was found "engaging in an unlawful sexual act" with a 14-year-old boy in a parked car in rural Clarington on Friday night, Durham police said yesterday.

and

The teenager is not a student at the teacher's school, though she coaches him in an athletics program unassociated with the school board.

It was not immediately clear, Bickle-Hearn said, whether she had driven the car to the area for the purpose of the alleged tryst or whether they had already been together for a school sporting event.

And I know Poins' rule is clear: pics are a must. However, they don't even name the woman--we do things differently up here.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Elementary school has a different meaning north of the border. When I first read that, I thought the kid was 10-years-old.

 

[poindexter]

And I know Poins' rule is clear: pics are a must. However, they don't even name the woman--we do things differently up here.

This event never happened.

 

[heyabbott]

The cop's name is Cpl. Goodnight

 

[mpcincal]

Damn, crossing state lines should get her nominated for the Dumb **** Hall of Fame.

One local sheriff was quoted: "Bank robbing is baby **** alongside what this chick has been doing. Driving through people's backyards. Knocking down mailboxes. Got a dude in the car. Took him cross state lines -- that's a man act. I don't think she's got his permission, and that's kidnapping. How's that for hijinks? Now, where's the can? I gotta take a squirt."

That sheriff must have been in a hell of a hurry while scarfing down his diablo sandwich and Dr Pepper.

 

[alleyallen]

Damn, crossing state lines should get her nominated for the Dumb **** Hall of Fame.

One local sheriff was quoted: "Bank robbing is baby **** alongside what this chick has been doing. Driving through people's backyards. Knocking down mailboxes. Got a dude in the car. Took him cross state lines -- that's a man act. I don't think she's got his permission, and that's kidnapping. How's that for hijinks? Now, where's the can? I gotta take a squirt."

That sheriff must have been in a hell of a hurry while scarfing down his diablo sandwich and Dr Pepper.

He's a respected law officer of 30 years seniority.

 

[Double J]

Damn, crossing state lines should get her nominated for the Dumb **** Hall of Fame.

One local sheriff was quoted: "Bank robbing is baby **** alongside what this chick has been doing. Driving through people's backyards. Knocking down mailboxes. Got a dude in the car. Took him cross state lines -- that's a man act. I don't think she's got his permission, and that's kidnapping. How's that for hijinks? Now, where's the can? I gotta take a squirt."

That sheriff must have been in a hell of a hurry while scarfing down his diablo sandwich and Dr Pepper.

He's a respected law officer of 30 years seniority.

He's gonna barbecue your ass in molasses.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

And fry your balls for breakfast.

 

[dog428]

Damn, crossing state lines should get her nominated for the Dumb **** Hall of Fame.

One local sheriff was quoted: "Bank robbing is baby **** alongside what this chick has been doing. Driving through people's backyards. Knocking down mailboxes. Got a dude in the car. Took him cross state lines -- that's a man act. I don't think she's got his permission, and that's kidnapping. How's that for hijinks? Now, where's the can? I gotta take a squirt."

That sheriff must have been in a hell of a hurry while scarfing down his diablo sandwich and Dr Pepper.

He's a respected law officer of 30 years seniority.

He's gonna barbecue your ass in molasses.

I can see that teacher now ... running back up that aisle. No. She was dancing back that up aisle. Knockers bouncin' all over the joint. Her ass was wigglin' too.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Biology teacher giving some special in-class tutoring:

http://www.dcourier.com/main.asp?SectionID=1&subsectionID=1&articleID=65627

Two teachers, one student. A 13 year old at aptly named Bountiful Junior High was banging two different teachers

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_11853476?source=most_viewed

 

[poindexter]

Two teachers, one student. A 13 year old at aptly named Bountiful Junior High was banging two different teachers

Kids, they grow up so fast these days....

 

[hondo]

Hey kid ... you couldn't work out the three-way?

 

[budcrew08]

From the second story:

Williams said parents picking up their children from the school Friday expressed disbelief and shock. Jenifer Wright, whose eighth-grade daughter attends the school, said the news alarmed her.

"It makes me very worried. I'm very protective about my children," she said.

STFU with that noise. Just be lucky that kid isn't trying to get with yours. Or maybe he is.