Requirements for teams that go 5-7 and make bowls?

[exmediahack]

Charlie Weis somehow wins $500 on a craps table on Fremont Street while screaming "dice are ice!" the whole time, betting craps like the ****ing asshole he is. Turner yells, "To God be the glory!" every time. Huzzah.

As Mangino is in the sports books, eating buffets and loudly betting against Iowa State and Kansas.

 

[Batman]

Turner is a man of God. He would not be caught cavorting with such riff raff. He even told me last year that God blocked the field goal that sealed an upset and sent Liberty to the FCS playoffs.

God only blocks field goals in Mississippi.