Panty Melt

[CradleRobber]

I have a feeling a lot of people are going to come on this thread and make a plethora of jokes, but that's really not what I'm looking for. Hopefully there will be at least two or three serious responses from music appreciators (and yes, I'm aware "panty" isn't a word, so if you've got a catchier, concise and proper title, please share it).

Everyone has a version of Panty Melt. One of my best friends came up with the idea and title, and I never thought I'd take the time to put the mix together until recently.

This isn't some mix of random songs. Panty Melt is THE sex mix. There are strict guidelines and restrictions.

No rapping, no overproduction, beat must be the right tempo, content and lyrics have to be perfect, etc. The track order is perhaps the most critical aspect, since you're probably not going to **** right away without some cuddling, kissing and foreplay.

Based on the above, a lot of excellent songs obviously aren't going to make the cut.

The final rip will be 18 or 19 songs.

"50 Candles" by Boyz II Men, "Slow Is The Way" by The Isley Brothers, "Lights Down Low" by Bobby Valentino, "Sing To You" by Johnny P., "Nobody" by Keith Sweat, "Bed" by J. Holiday, "Director" by Avant and "O" by Omarion are all leading candidates.

What song is your absolute NECESSITY for Panty Melt?

 

[Chi City 81]

I don't know. Is there a song about being afraid to call a girl?

 

[sportschick]

For me, Red Light Special has to be on it somewhere.

 

[I'll never tell]

I suggest two things.

1. There should be panty melt categories: R&B, County, soft rock, jazz ... hell, even polka. Cuz if you've brought some redneck girl with big ole bobbies home, she ain't getting nekid for Keith Sweat.

2. I'd be willing to donate any music that someone might need via e-mail so we could all have said panty melt mixes on hand in the event we needed it.

 

[Herky_Jerky]

"Cotton Eyed Joe" by Rednex

... gets me in the mood.

 

[CradleRobber]

For me, Red Light Special has to be on it somewhere.

It's in what I would call the secondary screening process. Excellent suggestion, though. At approximately what point would it appear on your mix?

 

[Herky_Jerky]

OK, now to answer your question seriously ...

I'm not a big soul, R&B guy, so my choices would be a little more mainstream and poppier.

But I'm thinking at least one -- if not two -- of the early, foreplay songs should be something by Norah Jones.

Ahh, brings back memories.

 

[sportschick]

Early, it's a very girly song, so it needs to come while he's still trying to seduce me.

 

[Dan Rydell]

Marvin Gaye and Al Green are good starting points.

 

[CradleRobber]

Marvin Gaye and Al Green are good starting points.

I was having trouble finding one of Marvin's classics with a suitable beat to flow with the rest of the mix, but I'll keep working on it.

 

[Mayfly]

Just play 50 Cent's "Curtis" and Kanye West's "Graduation". Seemed to work for me recently. That is all.

The man makes the panties melt, not the music. Don't get that confused.

 

[lono]

Marvin Gaye and Al Green are good starting points.

I was having trouble finding one of Marvin's classics with a suitable beat to flow with the rest of the mix, but I'll keep working on it.

Uh, try "Sexual Healing."


Actually, if you want some old school R&B panty melt in addition to "Sexual Healing," try "Sex Machine" by James Brown, "Lay Me Like You Hate Me," by Wilson Pickett, or "Dark End of the Street" by James Carr.

Or ask six of your would-be girlfriend's girlfriends what they think you should put into it.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

I don't know. Is there a song about being afraid to call a girl?

Come on. The kid is something like 19 or 20 or so. Were you Mr. Smooth back then?

For the most part this guy seems to do okay with women, as awkward as he can be along the way.

 

[Lone_Star_Speed]

Slayer's Reign in Blood always does the trick. The best 29 minutes and 3 seconds you'll ever spend.

But on a more serious note...the three albums I can vividly remember sessions to are [in order of the sessions]:

Madonna--Erotica
Rolling Stones--Exile on Main Street
Marilyn Manson--Mechanical Animals

The Manson album may contain the most honest sexual lyric ever [in "User Friendly"]: I'm not in love but I'm going to **** you till somebody better comes along.

A former co-worker said that if he ever fist ****ed a girl that Reign in Blood would be the perfect soundtrack.

 

[slappy4428]

"Cotton Eyed Joe" by Rednex

... gets me in the mood.

Where do you come from? Where do you go?
Who gives a ****, just go.

 

[Flash]

The man makes the panties melt, not the music. Don't get that confused.

So many guys get that wrong, Mayfly.

"Cotton Eyed Joe" by Rednex

... gets me in the mood.

Where do you come from? Where do you go?
Who gives a ****, just go.

I've heard that before ...

 

[imjustagirl2]

"Between the Sheets," Isley Brothers
"Rock the Boat," Aaliyah
"Stolen Moments," Alicia Keys
"Can't Let Go," Anthony Hamilton
"Uhh Ahh," Boyz II Men
"What We Do Here," Brian McKnight
"Tell Me," Dru Hill
"Tell Me Do U Wanna," Ginuwine
"My, My, My," Johnny Gill *my gold standard*
"Nice and Slow," Usher
"All My Love," 112

Also:
Pretty much anything by Jagged Edge
Or just play "The Evolution of Robin Thicke"

 

[Angola!]

You need to get some Joe on there. Great R&B, plus he has sexually suggestive songs!

 

[mike311gd]

I've only dated girls interesting in punk rock, so all of those songs would make them vomit. Me, too.

 

[Flash]

I've only dated girls interesting in punk rock, so all of those songs would make them vomit. Me, too.

It is, indeed, designed for the younger set with whom 'mood music' likely wouldn't be as transparent and sad as it seems to me. Seriously, why not just fill her up with lemon gin and go?