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Jeremy Goodwin said:
Moderator1 said:
C'mon Joe. This group - at least one of 'em - mentioned VANILLA ICE.
If that isn't the ultimate cockblock, what is?

Moddy, I was going to attempt to defend Vanilla because the song has decent beat. I put the song in as a joke. I was in high school and didn't know what girls wanted, still working on figuring that out.

I have no defense for "I love you" after seeing the music video.

http://music.aol.com/video/i-love-you/vanilla-ice/playlist/worst-music-videos-ever/1882829

Thanks, Moddy, for inspiring me to look this up and realize my errors.


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"Possession" by Sarah McLachlan is the best sex/makeout/whatever song ever. It has the good beat, the hot lyrics, the whole thing.

In general, though, worry less about playing the music that gets her hot and more about being the guy who gets her hot.
 
Moderator1 said:
C'mon Joe. This group - at least one of 'em - mentioned VANILLA ICE.
If that isn't the ultimate cockblock, what is?

We're trying to guide the **** here.

Depending on if the females are of or around college age, I have to say John Meyer or Dave Matthews Band. I'm sorry, but I must.

Other than that, I feel like common sense + no techno = good idea.

Besides, the music isn't what makes the panties melt, its the alcohol man.
 
Moderator1 said:
C'mon Joe. This group - at least one of 'em - mentioned VANILLA ICE.
If that isn't the ultimate cockblock, what is?

Hey-- I was just trying to figure out how Marvin Gaye and Al Green could be mentioned without mentioning Barry White.
 
You Were Always on My Mind -- Willie.

You Look Wonderful Tonight -- Clapton.

Tupelo Honey -- Van Morrison.
 
I'll never tell said:
I suggest two things.

1. There should be panty melt categories: R&B, County, soft rock, jazz ... hell, even polka. Cuz if you've brought some redneck girl with big ole bobbies home, she ain't getting nekid for Keith Sweat.
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From side two of Tattoo You- "Worried About You," "Tops" and particularly "Heaven" are pretty good.

That "Je T'aime" song by Serge Gainsbourg is too campy to actually be sexy but that's the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread.
 
Jamie Cullum's cover of "Frontin'." You'e never heard the phrase "tear your ass up" sound so charming.

"On and on," Erykah Badu.

D'Angelo should be in the mix, too. Yes, Claws, "Do Me Baby" by Prince (NOT BBD) should be here.
 
Speaking from personal experience, don't confuse your 'panty melt' CD with something else and accidentally start blasting "****ed With a Knife" by Cannibal Corpse
 
Those with multiple disc players should beware of that Dead Kennedys cd lurking in the player amidst the Al Green, etc.
 
sportschick said:
BRoth said:
Oh, and "closer" by NIN.

OMG, yes. That song is perfect.

And BR, music can help the panties melt, least in my world.

I'd rather listen to NIN than the slow stuff. Persoanlly, I prefer metal/alternative or cheezy hip hop.

Just for the sake of playing, I'll throw in "Let Me Love You" by Mario or "Cream" by Prince.
 

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