Panty Melt

[Angola!]

I've only dated girls interesting in punk rock, so all of those songs would make them vomit. Me, too.

It is, indeed, designed for the younger set with whom 'mood music' likely wouldn't be as transparent and sad as it seems to me. Seriously, why not just fill her up with lemon gin and go?

Excellent point. Alcohol is definitely the best mood setter you can get.

 

[Flash]

I've only dated girls interesting in punk rock, so all of those songs would make them vomit. Me, too.

It is, indeed, designed for the younger set with whom 'mood music' likely wouldn't be as transparent and sad as it seems to me. Seriously, why not just fill her up with lemon gin and go?

Excellent point. Alcohol is definitely the best mood setter you can get.

It just screams 'trying too hard' to me. God forbid the right conversation could get a girl in the mood. Or maybe he could just Facebook her.

 

[Angola!]

I've only dated girls interesting in punk rock, so all of those songs would make them vomit. Me, too.

It is, indeed, designed for the younger set with whom 'mood music' likely wouldn't be as transparent and sad as it seems to me. Seriously, why not just fill her up with lemon gin and go?

Excellent point. Alcohol is definitely the best mood setter you can get.

It just screams 'trying too hard' to me. God forbid the right conversation could get a girl in the mood. Or maybe he could just Facebook her.

Exactly. A little conversation never hurt anyone.

 

[Jeremy Goodwin]

At the sake of major ridicule, I made a CD like this in high school. I was just hoping to get any action, not melt the panties, so I called it my makeout mix. On the CD it just says M2 in case any of my friends saw it when going through my CDs. This mix was 1/2 serious, 1/2 joking (as you will see). I got some play with this, some girls liked it other girls laughed, but were nice enough to continue makingout with me despite this terrible mix.

Booty call - not sure who sings it, but has phone rings in the background and goes "booty, booty, booty, booty, booty...Booty call, Booty call....Chilling in the crib relaxing....I think I got a booty call.

homer simpson singing "I am the champion" with someone getting spanked in the background looped in

I swear – All-4-One

Anna begins – Counting Crows

I want it that way – Back Street Boys

All of My Love Led Zeppelin

Lean on Me Al Greed

Secret Garden – Springsteen

Iris - Goo Goo Dolls

I love you – Vanilla Ice

Let her Cry – Hootie and the Blowfish

Goodnight Elizabeth - Counting Crows

I want to know (what turns you on) - Joe

All my life – K-C and JoJo

This I promise you –NSYNC

Angel – Sarah Mclaughlin

Long December – Counting Crows

What’s Love got to do with it – Tina Turner

Homer Simpson – Flintstone Song

Moe on lie detector test… “I’m going to sit home and ogle the women in the Victoria Secret catalogue (BUZZZ) Sears catalogue (Ding) Would you unhook this already please, I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment (BUZZ)


Looking back , this should have failed horribly, but it didn't. Starting w/ Booty call and Homer Simpson was a poor choice. With some girls who I didn't think had a sense of humor I would skip them. If a girl could make it through those two songs and still want to make out with me, she's a keeper. I was really into Counting Crows at the time, but three songs by them is too many - especially Long December. Hold her Hang probably would have been a petty Hootie song than Let her Cry. Not really sure why I had more Simpson's songs at the end. I guess I had low expectations for myself. If I had to do it over, I'd take out first / last two longs, and pay better attention to the flow. Oh, and less boy bands.

I made this mix in the fall in time for Homecoming. I made a second mix called "Winter Dance Mix" it was Vol. 2. I tried to find it, but couldn't.

 

[EStreetJoe]

No mention of Barry White yet? I'm ashamed of this group.

 

[Flash]

This just in: Jeremy Goodwin is in his mid to late 30s.

I Love You by Vanilla Ice? Jeremy, I just fell madly in love with you.

 

[Flash]

I've only dated girls interesting in punk rock, so all of those songs would make them vomit. Me, too.

It is, indeed, designed for the younger set with whom 'mood music' likely wouldn't be as transparent and sad as it seems to me. Seriously, why not just fill her up with lemon gin and go?

Excellent point. Alcohol is definitely the best mood setter you can get.

It just screams 'trying too hard' to me. God forbid the right conversation could get a girl in the mood. Or maybe he could just Facebook her.

Exactly. A little conversation never hurt anyone.

Text me hard, baby.

 

[mike311gd]

I've only dated girls interesting in punk rock, so all of those songs would make them vomit. Me, too.

It is, indeed, designed for the younger set with whom 'mood music' likely wouldn't be as transparent and sad as it seems to me. Seriously, why not just fill her up with lemon gin and go?

Excellent point. Alcohol is definitely the best mood setter you can get.

It just screams 'trying too hard' to me. God forbid the right conversation could get a girl in the mood. Or maybe he could just Facebook her.

Exactly. A little conversation never hurt anyone.

Yeah. Creating a mixed tape (or CD) was never the key ingredient to getting laid. That's what buying dinner is for, CR.

 

[CradleRobber]

I've only dated girls interesting in punk rock, so all of those songs would make them vomit. Me, too.

It is, indeed, designed for the younger set with whom 'mood music' likely wouldn't be as transparent and sad as it seems to me. Seriously, why not just fill her up with lemon gin and go?

Excellent point. Alcohol is definitely the best mood setter you can get.

It just screams 'trying too hard' to me. God forbid the right conversation could get a girl in the mood. Or maybe he could just Facebook her.

Exactly. A little conversation never hurt anyone.

Yeah. Creating a mixed tape (or CD) was never the key ingredient to getting laid. That's what buying dinner is for, CR.

That’s not what this mix is about. I realized if getting down to a Pretty Ricky album was becoming boring for me, it was probably even more so to a lady, so I am making the ultimate mix.

Some excellent suggestions, especially IJAJ. I knew you’d come through.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Drive by Incubus.

Mellow enough, decent lyrics and most important, a good, steady beat.

 

[Jeremy Goodwin]

You have the convo and buy the dinner to get her in bed. You have the music to set the mood. The better the mood, hopefully the better results you get. Correct?

 

[Angola!]

You have the convo and buy the dinner to get her in bed. You have the music to set the mood. The better the mood, hopefully the better results you get. Correct?

True. I just don't tend to listen to music once I am getting down and dirty. I think conversation at that point is better to set the mood. But this is a rather recent development in my life.
Plus, once you get married, setting moods isn't the same.

 

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What if she's not wearing panties?

 

[Mayfly]

The man makes the panties melt, not the music. Don't get that confused.

So many guys get that wrong, Mayfly.

It's my goal to educate. You don't need music at that point. If a woman is in that situation with you, she pretty much already made up her mind that something is going to happen. If you want to have background music or whatever, ok. I bet that if you have a good enough game, you could play Slayer in the background and watch "Full House" and be set.

 

[Moderator1]

C'mon Joe. This group - at least one of 'em - mentioned VANILLA ICE.
If that isn't the ultimate cockblock, what is?

 

[Mayfly]

C'mon Joe. This group - at least one of 'em - mentioned VANILLA ICE.
If that isn't the ultimate cockblock, what is?

I would venture to say this...

 

[MartinEnigmatica]

I was just going to say Right Said Fred, but that's much more literal.

 

[Jeremy Goodwin]

C'mon Joe. This group - at least one of 'em - mentioned VANILLA ICE.
If that isn't the ultimate cockblock, what is?

Moddy, I was going to attempt to defend Vanilla because the song has decent beat. I put the song in as a joke. I was in high school and didn't know what girls wanted, still working on figuring that out.

I have no defense for "I love you" after seeing the music video.

http://music.aol.com/video/i-love-you/vanilla-ice/playlist/worst-music-videos-ever/1882829

Thanks, Moddy, for inspiring me to look this up and realize my errors.

 

[Moderator1]

I'm here to serve.

 

[Boobie Miles]

What if she's not wearing panties?

Then I'd think you'd be in, no matter what the mix is like.