NFL Week 3: Marcus Dupree Did Not Wear This Number ...

[Uncle.Ruckus]

... But there's no Week 22.

Packers-Bears and Falcons-Bucs appear to be the best matchups.

 

[jr/shotglass]

Pretty good title, Uncle.

But then again, I slobber.

 

[YGBFKM]

Yay, three-plus hours of Jay Cutler running for his life while Mike Martz smirks and Lovie Smith daydreams.

 

[zimbabwe]

Yay, three-plus hours of Jay Cutler running for his life while Mike Martz smirks and Lovie Smith daydreams.

Daydreams about listening to a tree grow.

 

[YGBFKM]

Yay, three-plus hours of Jay Cutler running for his life while Mike Martz smirks and Lovie Smith daydreams.

Daydreams about listening to a tree grow.

The sound of watching paint dry is too much.

 

[Care Bear]

Yay, three-plus hours of Jay Cutler running for his life while Mike Martz smirks and Lovie Smith daydreams.

You know, Cutler is more athletic than people generally give him credit for.

 

[zimbabwe]

Yay, three-plus hours of Jay Cutler running for his life while Mike Martz smirks and Lovie Smith daydreams.

Daydreams about listening to a tree grow.

The sound of watching paint dry is too much.

It's that second daydream that causes the occasional poop-pushing face. Usually after the seventh sack.

 

[Armchair_QB]

I ****ing hate the Packers.

 

[Uncle.Ruckus]

To me, Lovie looks like he just smelled a fart.

 

[YGBFKM]

Jerry Garcia thinks Lovie Smith needs to be more animated while doing his job.

 

[zimbabwe]

To me, Lovie looks like he just smelled a fart.

A fart at the poker table, maybe.

 

[zimbabwe]

Statues of Lovie Smith show more emotional range than Lovie Smith.

 

[YGBFKM]

Yay, three-plus hours of Jay Cutler running for his life while Mike Martz smirks and Lovie Smith daydreams.

You know, Cutler is more athletic than people generally give him credit for.

The Bears should just take eight players and line them up on one side of the field, have the center snap the ball to Cutler and throw a screen pass to Forte on every play.

 

[Bodie_Broadus]

Week three in the Seahawks quest for Andrew Luck.

If the 'hawks played KC this season, it would be the Andrew Luck bowl.

 

[YGBFKM]

Scarecrows watch Bears games and say, "Holy **** is this guy wooden!"

 

[zimbabwe]

Lovie Smith personifies uncomfortable silence more than a mime orgy.

 

[YGBFKM]

These guys watch Bears games and just shake their heads at Lovie's stiffness.

 

[Care Bear]

Ron Jeremy thinks Lovie Smith is too stiff.

 

[zimbabwe]

These guys think Lovie Smith is a witch.

 

[jr/shotglass]

Tripped upon this on Grantland. Too damn funny. 26% of you have probably seen it already. Don't tell me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fPCHRethZlo