Nerds + candy = Awesome

[JayFarrar]

Behold the awesome splendor of some nerds with a ton of candy can create...

My brothers, sister, myself and some of our friends built a scale model of Minas Tirith during the Battle of Pelennor Fields from the novel, The Return of the King, by J.R.R. Tolkien.

This has to be the coolest gingerbread house ever.
More details and more pictures can be found here...
http://missedmanners.wordpress.com/2008/01/03/battle-of-pelennor-fields/

If you look in the background, you can see the battering ram they made out of twizzlers

Now this kind of sucks. The Riders of Rohan, right after saving the day, AGAIN, have to fight gigantic Elephants. My older brother was in charge of this part of production, and I think we can all agree he spanked it like an underpaid dominatrix. Check those ******* out. Circus Peanut bodies on top of gum drop legs, licorice nib trunks, chocolate pretzels for the men of Harad to stand on and shoot from. How on earth could any sugar-based army stand up against such crazy power?

 

[Barsuk]

That's unreal.

If only these nerds would put their ridiculous amount of time, energy and imagination to something like ... I don't know, curing cancer? That would be awesome.

 

[Football_Bat]

NERDS!

 

[Barsuk]

What if C-A-T really spelled "dog"?

 

[mike311gd]

Watch out, Lambda Lambda Lambda. Ted McGinley's on his way.

 

[Write-brained]

Nerds are candy.

 

[mike311gd]

W-b, you just blew my mind.

 

[Write-brained]

W-b, you just blew my mind.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

That's unreal.

If only these nerds would put their ridiculous amount of time, energy and imagination to something like ... I don't know, curing cancer? That would be awesome.

I thought you were gonna say "getting laid," but curing cancer is important, too.