Mispronounced town/city names in your state

[da man]

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We met in Ashtabula
She was doin’ the hula
I handed her my radishes
And pledged my love that night

 

[micropolitan guy]

I'll look for you in old Honolulu
San Francisco or Ashtabula
You're gonna have to leave me, now I know
But I'll see you in the sky above
In the tall grass in the ones I love
You're gonna make me lonesome when you go