My friends, this is the only place online that I feel like I can have a halfway decent exchange, so please indulge...
When you have a driveline coming out of your stomach and have to change the batteries on your portable life support system every 14-16 hours, you tend to be selective with the F--s you DO.give. This one has me, though, so I opine.
The war department recently released its list of recognized religions and by gosh, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints was not listed as a CHRISTIAN denomination. So, of course, hilarity has ensued.
My three or four or six takes.
1) We voted for these numbnuts. We deserve this.
2) The war department left out the hyphen in Latter-Days on the press release. Of course .
3) Sen. Mike Lee has tweeted over 40 times about this. Um, couldn't some of that energy be expended on,.oh I don't know, ENDING THE F-----G WAR?!?
4) The tired argument of whether or not Mormons are Christians regurgitates online and hasn't changed one iota since those days I wore the white shirt and tie knocking on doors in Akron and Cleveland while the community reeled from Schottenheimer mismanaging the Browns and Jordan hitting the jumper over Craig Ehlo in Game 5. It's annoying.
5) If you don't think I'm a Christian, then I won't act Christlike and will retort with an imitation of a chicken singing Celo Green and say "Cluck you" or go South Park Mormon kid and say "s--- my balls." Let me know which one you prefer.
6) I am a child of God, follower of Christ, Father of 2 and stepfather of 5 (Total of 7 -- Mormon quota! )And many other things ending with "Springsteen fan" Full list available upon request. So there
Wow! I feel better. Thank you.