My Colon

[Simon_Cowbell]

I'm hoping to play soccer tonight. I think I should be empty by then.

You're ****in' crazy.

I'm the keeper, backup keeper can't make it.

I am fearful of sharting mid-kick.

 

[Jones]

Seriously, though, good luck. Speaking as someone who has just seen two guys in the office come down with the badness, everyone needs to go get their ****(ter) checked.

Too true. This is my version of a public service announcement.

It's amazing, though, how many of you guys have handles that spring poop to mind, at times like these.

mustardbased, for starters.

 

[slappy4428]

 

[Buck]

Jones,
What a coincidence. I'm getting one in a month.
Thanks for the preview.
Are you getting put under. I am.
Since I'm leaving for work soon, I look forward to seeing this thread around 11:30 tonight.
Good luck and seriously, God bless.

.. they need to reserve the ability to wake you up right there. I can't remember why.

To mock and humiliate the patient in mid-procedure?

 

[Huggy]

Awesome. One of the funniest movie scenes ever!

 

[Chi City 81]

I think it's super that you love RetroJunk.com, slappy, but what does that have to do with Jones getting ready to have a cold metal object shoved up his ass tomorrow?

 

[slappy4428]

Nothing. But has a little to do with him putting ridx in his septic tank before it gets repaired tomorrow.

 

[Jones]

I think it's super that you love RetroJunk.com, slappy, but what does that have to do with Jones getting ready to have a cold metal object shoved up his ass tomorrow?

I'm hoping it's warmed up, actually. At least someone should breathe on it.

 

[slappy4428]

I do hope you're referring to the metal object and not what it's going to enter...

 

[Jones]

A little from Colon A...

 

[21]

I'm hoping to play soccer tonight. I think I should be empty by then.

You're ****in' crazy.

Better bring a bucket to sit in, you'll still be peeing out your ass until tomorrow night.

If you just did the fizzy stuff, when do you begin the gasoline embalming second part of the prep?

 

[slappy4428]

A little from Colon A...

Nice... you should be a writer ...

 

[The Big Ragu]

Why didn't you give me some advance notice, man? I would have gleefully flown on up for this!

 

[slappy4428]

Why didn't you give me some advance notice, man? I would have gleefully flown on up for this!

Coming in October's Esquire -- My Colonscopy: Man's Inhumanity to Man

 

[Jones]

I'm hoping to play soccer tonight. I think I should be empty by then.

You're ****in' crazy.

Better bring a bucket to sit in, you'll still be peeing out your ass until tomorrow night.

If you just did the fizzy stuff, when do you begin the gasoline embalming second part of the prep?

I've got another jug o' ****agent chilling now, for 8:30 this evening. God, just the thought of gagging it back is making me queasy.

I feel like I've made an appointment to suck ****.

 

[TwoGloves]

This is a pretty ****ty thread.

 

[JBHawkEye]

I leave for a half-hour, and this thread explodes, much like someone's colon.

 

[Jones]

Figures the guy named TwoGloves would show up.

 

[The Big Ragu]

I've got another jug o' ****agent chilling now, for 8:30 this evening. God, just the thought of gagging it back is making me queasy.

I feel like I've made an appointment to suck ****.

Hey, if that helps you get through it, fine... But what you signed on for is much worse than sucking ****.

 

[slappy4428]

I'm hoping to play soccer tonight. I think I should be empty by then.

You're ****in' crazy.

Better bring a bucket to sit in, you'll still be peeing out your ass until tomorrow night.

If you just did the fizzy stuff, when do you begin the gasoline embalming second part of the prep?

I've got another jug o' ****agent chilling now, for 8:30 this evening. God, just the thought of gagging it back is making me queasy.

I feel like I've made an appointment to suck ****.

Are you scheduled to chug the goo before or after the soccer game?