My Colon

[Clever username]

Well, that was horrifying.

But I think I found the Lego man -- a sailor -- I swallowed when I was eight.

Unfortunately, he was missing his hat.

Mix of solid and liquid or straight liquid? The mix is just disturbing. Makes you think you're passing your spleen or something.

 

[Jones]

All I know is, I need to be held.

 

[Clever username]

The prep is bad, yes.

You won't know real fear, though, until your gastroentorologist holds aloft the business end of his 10,000 candlepower, 2.4, 10x variable zoom 19 - 108 wide-angle sigmoido steadicam and says to you, just as the drugs take hold,

"Say hello to my little friend."

Who was your doctor, the Nazi from Marathon Man?

 

[Clever username]

All I know is, I need to be held.

You'll know it's true love and truly meant to be if your wife comes anywhere near you right now.

 

[Killick]

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[Jones]

My wife's upstairs, with a pillow over her head.

Meanwhile, I just painted another wall.

 

[slappy4428]

Well, that was horrifying.

But I think I found the Lego man -- a sailor -- I swallowed when I was eight.

Unfortunately, he was missing his hat.

Mix of solid and liquid or straight liquid? The mix is just disturbing. Makes you think you're passing your spleen or something.

TMI!!! TMI!!! TMI!!!!

 

[patchs]

Jones,
What a coincidence. I'm getting one in a month.
Thanks for the preview.
Are you getting put under. I am.
Since I'm leaving for work soon, I look forward to seeing this thread around 11:30 tonight.
Good luck and seriously, God bless.

 

[Jones]

I'm going for the morphine, patchs. Only thing good about this whole deal. Free high.

I'm hoping to play soccer tonight. I think I should be empty by then.

Time for some chicken broth.

So hungry.

 

[Clever username]

Jones,
What a coincidence. I'm getting one in a month.
Thanks for the preview.
Are you getting put under. I am.
Since I'm leaving for work soon, I look forward to seeing this thread around 11:30 tonight.
Good luck and seriously, God bless.

They don't put you completely under, just to sleep. They'd have to intibate (spelling?) you if they put you under, otherwise you wouldn't breathe on your own. That and they need to reserve the ability to wake you up right there. I can't remember why.

 

[Clever username]

I'm hoping to play soccer tonight. I think I should be empty by then.

You're ****in' crazy.

 

[slappy4428]

I'm hoping to play soccer tonight. I think I should be empty by then.

You're ****in' crazy.

True, but that's what makes him Jones....

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Tubgirl sends her regards and a waterproof, shockproof camera.

 

[IU90]

All I know is, I need to be held.

Not until you've been completely emptied, buddy.

 

[Clever username]

Tubgirl sends her regards and a waterproof, shockproof camera.

Foul, just foul. But funny, very funny.

 

[Jones]

I'm hoping to play soccer tonight. I think I should be empty by then.

You're ****in' crazy.

I'm the keeper, backup keeper can't make it.

I am fearful of sharting mid-kick. I'll see how I feel a few hours from now.

Uh oh. Trouble's brewing.

Maybe I should be filming this and putting it on the Internet. Everything's a fetish, you know.

 

[beefncheddar]

You might be able to pull off soccer tonight. Just don't forget the ...

 

[beefncheddar]

Seriously, though, good luck. Speaking as someone who has just seen two guys in the office come down with the badness, everyone needs to go get their ****(ter) checked.

 

[slappy4428]

All I know is, I need to be held.

Not until you've been completely emptied, buddy.

And hosed down... twice.

 

[Killick]