Good for the rooster

[Shoeless Joe]

DELANO, Calif. (AP) — A Central California man who was at a cockfight died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb, officials confirmed Monday.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

"You don't bring a knife to a **** fight."

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Well, I thought they wore gloves and helmets, you know, like "American Gladiators."

 

[John]

Here they come to snuff the rooster, aww yeah
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no ya know he ain't gonna die

 

[mustangj17]

Was the rooster named Little Jerry?

 

[Buck]

That would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.

 

[verbalkint]

That looks like a dog with a glove on his head.

 

[Sea Bass]

TAMALES!