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Oddly, this is even weirder than the ailments Idaho told me to post on his behalf.

If you want, put a scare into them and tell them I've got cancer or was in a
nasty car wreck and lost three limbs or I am off on a search for Santa
Clause in Alaska. Tell them my daughter was kidnapped or that I've joined OJ
in the search for the real killers.

So Chris_L is more demented than even Idaho!
 
imjustagirl said:
Oddly, this is even weirder than the ailments Idaho told me to post on his behalf.

If you want, put a scare into them and tell them I've got cancer or was in a
nasty car wreck and lost three limbs or I am off on a search for Santa
Clause in Alaska. Tell them my daughter was kidnapped or that I've joined OJ
in the search for the real killers.

So Chris_L is more demented than even Idaho!

I'm way more demented than Idaho.

But he's the porn addict.

I can handle my porn
 
I can see it, a week from now, standing a top a podium in Salt Lake City... probably with a big statue of Brigham Young right behind them.... Idaho holding a press conference to announce the effort he's putting into battling his addiction....... joining him is Chris L, standing there offering his help like many of the great civil rights speakers of our time do..... you know, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Susan Sarandon...... and the two of them there, pledging to fight through it all thick and thin..... hands clasped and arms raised in victory....... and then Chris pulls his arm away, looks at his hand, the very same hand that had been clutched together with Idaho's, and he just grimaces.
 
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This is what happens when you have so many wives. The more wives you have, the more women you desire, the more women you desire, the more you'll keep searching for more and more. It's an endless cycle.
 
Evil ******* (aka Chris_L) said:
I only wish I was kidding about this. It is my fault that I find humor in the suffering of others. People on the board know that is a fault of mine.

I've come to grips with my cynicism - but I'm surprised that so many here are poking fun at Idaho in his moment of trial. He has stuck up for many of the very ones who are now poking fun at his affliction. I wouldn't be surprised to see a more bitter - seeing the truth of things - taking no prisoners - Idaho return to the board once he's able to handle bandwidth without spanking.

Hey, I just think it's a tragic way for guy to get carpal tunnel.

That is all.
 
This calls for a special album of songs, including ...

I Touch Myself - The Divinyls
Dancing with Myself - Billy Idol
Dance on My Own - Robert Plant
 

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