Worst Starters in the NFL

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The NFL recently released the Pro Bowl lineups, so I thought, I would release my chump bowl lineups. The worst starters in each conference. Critique:

AFC
QB-Charlie Frye, Cle-10 TD, 16 INT, 6 fumbles
RB-Justin Fargas, Oak-490 yd, 1 TD
RB-Wali Lundi, Hou-473 yd, 4 TD
WR-Alvis Whitted, Oak-27 rec, 299 yd, 0 TD
WR-Derek Hagan, Mia-17 rec, 180 yd, 1 TD
Coach-Art Shell, Oak

NFC
QB-Matt Lienart, Ari-56.3% complete, 10 TD, 12 INT
RB-Cadilac Williams, TB-798 yd, 1 TD
RB-Kevin Jones, Det-689 yd, 6 TD
WR-Tim Carter, NYG-19 rec, 230 yd, 1 TD
WR-Antwan Randle El, Wash-29 rec, 298 yd, 4 TD
Coach-Jon Fox, Car
 
JoHn Fox: Three years removed from the Super Bowl, one year removed from the NFC finals, and he's a chump bowl coach...of a team QBd by the no. 10 pick in the draft.

It's Leinart, not Lienart.

Kevin Jones was doing a pretty good Marshall Faulk imitation until he got hurt.

Are you this much of a tool in real life?
 
BYH, do you really expect them to spell names correctly? Have you seen that Web site?

This is just par for the course.
 
FantasyAlliance.cm said:
The NFL recently released the Pro Bowl lineups, so I thought, I would release my chump bowl lineups. The worst starters in each conference. Critique:

AFC
QB-Charlie Frye, Cle-10 TD, 16 INT, 6 fumbles
RB-Justin Fargas, Oak-490 yd, 1 TD
RB-Wali Lundi, Hou-473 yd, 4 TD
WR-Alvis Whitted, Oak-27 rec, 299 yd, 0 TD
WR-Derek Hagan, Mia-17 rec, 180 yd, 1 TD
Coach-Art Shell, Oak

NFC
QB-Matt Lienart, Ari-56.3% complete, 10 TD, 12 INT
RB-Cadilac Williams, TB-798 yd, 1 TD
RB-Kevin Jones, Det-689 yd, 6 TD
WR-Tim Carter, NYG-19 rec, 230 yd, 1 TD
WR-Antwan Randle El, Wash-29 rec, 298 yd, 4 TD
Coach-Jon Fox, Car
John Fox? How about Rod Marinelli
 
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BYH said:
Oz said:
BYH, do you really expect them to spell names correctly? Have you seen that Web site?

Good God no man. Why would you willingly visit that?

For a good laugh, and to boost my confidence in a Jerry Springer-type way.
 
Now this is the insightful, hard-hitting fantasy sports coverage I expect from a site that hasn't been updated in nigh on three months.

Excelsior, fantasyalliance.cum!
 
BYH said:
Oz said:
BYH, do you really expect them to spell names correctly? Have you seen that Web site?

Good God no man. Why would you willingly visit that?

Hey, it may be nothing right now, but just wait til next year. It's going to be THE go-to fantasy site.


And you're right about Kevin Jones, BYH. Any fantasy person would know to look at ALL the stats, not just rushing for Jones.
Since fantasy boy didn't, here's is Jones' receiving stats: 61 receptions, 520 yards and two TDs.
 
John Fox was terrible this year. It's not a career accomplishment award. It's just that Carolina was coming off an NFC Championship preformance and they signed Keyshawn, yet they are 6-8, have lost 4 straight, and they will probably lose the next 2 to Atlanta and New Orleans.
 
Oh yeah. John Fox is worse than Dennis Green or Tom Coughlin or Brad Childress or Rod Marinelli or Jon Gruden or Jim Mora Jr...all of whom have combined for zero Super Bowl trips, or one fewer than Fox.

You should go write for ispin.com. I hear the site is looking for crack writers.
 
Isn't it funny that fantasy boy would rather post these things on here, instead of on the most awesomenest fantasy football web site ever?



And Matt Leinart is worse than Jon Kitna? ::)
 
Jones was really good for me, but I made that list pretty quickly, and it was hard finding another RB to stick in for the NFC. Every other starter had more yards than Jones, but that is also due to his injury.
 
FantasyAlliance.cm said:
Jones was really good for me, but I made that list pretty quickly, and it was hard finding another RB to stick in for the NFC. Every other starter had more yards than Jones, but that is also due to his injury.

You made that list pretty quickly? I don't believe that for a second. You being a superb fantasy football genius with his own web site. I'm sure you'd research it and get all the facts.
 
BYH said:
Oh yeah. John Fox is worse than Dennis Green or Tom Coughlin or Brad Childress or Rod Marinelli or Jon Gruden or Jim Mora Jr...all of whom have combined for zero Super Bowl trips, or one fewer than Fox.
None of their teams had any prospects enterring the season, so Fox did the worst job this season. As a whole, his career has been good.
 
FantasyAlliance.cm said:
BYH said:
Oh yeah. John Fox is worse than Dennis Green or Tom Coughlin or Brad Childress or Rod Marinelli or Jon Gruden or Jim Mora Jr...all of whom have combined for zero Super Bowl trips, or one fewer than Fox.
None of their teams had any prospects enterring the season, so Fox did the worst job this season. As a whole, his career has been good.

THE GIANTS HAD NO PROSPECTS?!?! They were considered Super Bowl-caliber!!

the Cardinals were a popular playoff pick.

And the Falcons HAVE MICHAEL VICK!!! VIVA LA SUPER BOWL!!!!

Good God man. You've got to be a self-parody.
 
In other news, even though you have your own website, I think it's pretty easy to say that you will not be invited to the No Idiots Allowed league any century soon.
 
FantasyAlliance.cm said:
BYH said:
Oh yeah. John Fox is worse than Dennis Green or Tom Coughlin or Brad Childress or Rod Marinelli or Jon Gruden or Jim Mora Jr...all of whom have combined for zero Super Bowl trips, or one fewer than Fox.
None of their teams had any prospects enterring the season, so Fox did the worst job this season. As a whole, his career has been good.

Please, go back to your fantasy world. Now.

No doubt the Panthers have been bad, but for you to validate this ridiculous list doesn't make you any better a person nor Fox a worse coach.

Crawl back in the cave from which you evolved.

BYH, too late to include this idiot in the Idiots and Trolls League?
 

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