Why are you weird?

[Overrated]

I'm weird because I always order my pizza with no cheese.

 

[BYH]

I'm not sure anyone's gonna top that.

I mean, ****, if you want pizza dough, they sell that separately too, you know?

 

[Captain_Kirk]

That's not weird, because that's not pizza.

 

[Overrated]

I'm not sure anyone's gonna top that.

I mean, ****, if you want pizza dough, they sell that separately too, you know?

Yeah, but I'm not gonna put the sauce, bacon, pepperoni and green onion on the ****er.

 

[Chef]

"Welcome to Wendy's....may I take your order"

"Uh..yeah....gimme a Triple Cheeseburger with extra lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, ketchup, mustard, mayonaise....but no meat!"

 

[hockeybeat]

I'm weird because I look at the world through a different prism. And I'm content with that.

 

[Steak Snabler]

I'm weird because I always order my pizza with no cheese.

Had a girlfriend that used to do the same thing. I refused to order it over the phone, I found it so disconcerting ...

 

[Overrated]

I'm weird because I look at the world through a different prism. And I'm content with that.

Thanks for that, HB. Thank you for sharing why you're weird, instead of all these other mother ****ers chiming in to reinforce my weirdness.

 

[hockeybeat]

I'm weird because I look at the world through a different prism. And I'm content with that.

Thanks for that, HB. Thank you for sharing why you're weird, instead of all these other mother ****ers chiming in to reinforce my weirdness.

Well, five people have posted why you're a ****ing freak. I figure that I'd help ya out and try to get this thing back on track.

 

[BYH]

I'm weird because I look at the world through a different prism. And I'm content with that.

Thanks for that, HB. Thank you for sharing why you're weird, instead of all these other mother ****ers chiming in to reinforce my weirdness.

Listen, you ****ing weirdo, if you want people to reinforce your ****ed world view, go to pizzawithoutcheese.com, OK? But as long as you come here, we will deliver the truth to you in a pure and unvarnished manner.

Freak.

 

[21]

"Welcome to Wendy's....may I take your order"

"Uh..yeah....gimme a Triple Cheeseburger with extra lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, ketchup, mustard, mayonaise....but no meat!"

That's not even weird....if you want grilled cheese at McDonald's you have to order a cheeseburger without the burger, ketchup, pickles, etc. Just cheese and bun. Takes about 90 minutes to make it, but you can get it.

 

[Overrated]

I'm weird because I look at the world through a different prism. And I'm content with that.

Thanks for that, HB. Thank you for sharing why you're weird, instead of all these other mother ****ers chiming in to reinforce my weirdness.

Listen, you ****ing weirdo, if you want people to reinforce your ****ed world view, go to pizzawithoutcheese.com, OK? But as long as you come here, we will deliver the truth to you in a pure and unvarnished manner.

Freak.

That was awesome, although that is the second time in the last week you've used "unvarnished" in response to one of my posts. I think you need to change your Word of the Day calendar. It's February 18.

Also, pizzawithoutcheese.com doesn't even exist. I checked. Asshole.

 

[Ace]

"Welcome to Wendy's....may I take your order"

"Uh..yeah....gimme a Triple Cheeseburger with extra lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, ketchup, mustard, mayonaise....but no meat!"

That's not even weird....if you want grilled cheese at McDonald's you have to order a cheeseburger without the burger, ketchup, pickles, etc. Just cheese and bun. Takes about 90 minutes to make it, but you can get it.

They probably charge extra, too.

 

[StormSurge]

"Gimme a pizza wit nuttin'."

"Nuttin????"

 

[Flash]

I'm weird because I belong to strange little clubs. One is called SportsJournalists.com.

 

[sportschick]

I'm weird because I liked my cats better than my last boyfriend. They were more affectionate.

 

[micropolitan guy]

Never watched American Idol.
Never watched Survivor.
Never watched Dancing with the Stars.

Maybe I'm just smarter than a lot of people, not weirder.

But I do always put my left sock and left shoe on first. ALWAYS.

 

[hockeybeat]

Never watched American Idol.
Never watched Survivor.
Never watched Dancing with the Stars.

That makes two of us.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Never watched American Idol.
Never watched Survivor.
Never watched Dancing with the Stars.

That makes two of us.

Three.

I've never seen Forrest Gump

 

[Captain_Kirk]

I'm weird because I liked my cats better than my last boyfriend. They were more affectionate.

Not weird, but that's one cold dude. When you're less affectionate than a cat, damn, you are ice.