Why are you weird?

[The Big Ragu]

I'm weird because I always order my pizza with no cheese.

Had a girlfriend that used to do the same thing. I refused to order it over the phone, I found it so disconcerting ...

I don't have pizza very often, but I do this. I've even done it with people from this board! I'm weird.

 

[hockeybeat]

I'm weird because I liked my cats better than my last boyfriend. They were more affectionate.

Well, that's his loss. He sounds like an idiot.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

I was a bit disconcerted by the topic in this thread when I first read it, so I ran the query by my team of therapists.

After first verifying with me that I was not currently in a building above the 2nd floor nor near any windows, they confirmed that indeed I am not weird; it's just everyone else around me who is.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

I don't know why you're weird, but I know why you're gay.

 

[forever_town]

I'm weird because I view watching movies as either a bi- or triannual event or as the ultimate form of torture.

 

[BYH]

Never watched American Idol.
Never watched Survivor.
Never watched Dancing with the Stars.

That makes two of us.

Three.

I've never seen Forrest Gump

The big twist is the chick is a dude.

 

[Ace]

Never watched American Idol.
Never watched Survivor.
Never watched Dancing with the Stars.

That makes two of us.

Three.

I've never seen Forrest Gump

The big twist is the chick is a dude.

I think that's a different movie you've never seen.

 

[Diabeetus]

I think horrendously ugly dogs are hilarious and sorta cute at the same time.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

While I'll occassionally eat some french fries, for the most part I don't like potatoes.

 

[Moderator1]

We had a vegetarian come in all the time to the McD's I worked in as a kid and order a Big Mac with no meat. She talked me into trying one during one of her visits. Wasn't bad.
Manager wouldn't cut her a break on price.

 

[spnited]

I don't eat vegetables.

 

[Frank_Ridgeway]

We had a vegetarian come in all the time to the McD's I worked in as a kid and order a Big Mac with no meat. She talked me into trying one during one of her visits. Wasn't bad.
Manager wouldn't cut her a break on price.

If she ate the fries, they were cooked in beef fat at the time.

 

[Write-brained]

We had a vegetarian come in all the time to the McD's I worked in as a kid and order a Big Mac with no meat. She talked me into trying one during one of her visits. Wasn't bad.
Manager wouldn't cut her a break on price.

My wife was in Burger King the other day when two women dressed in McD's uniforms came in and stood in line. People started questioning why they weren't eating at McD's - they said you wouldn't either if you saw how they made the food. They say they'll snack on the pre-packaged apples sometimes but they won't eat anything perishable. Apparently that food sits beneath the heater for a loooooong time.

 

[Moderator1]

10 minutes max when I worked there and they were serious about that. We had a manager panic during a rush and order up way too many burgers. He had some 'splaining to do.

Frank, I'll trust you on the beef fat. I just dumped that **** in the fryer. I don't recall Ms. Meatless Big Mac ordering any fries.

We had a Pizza Hut next door. We'd work out trades 2-3 times a week. We got one sandwich, one fries a shift. We could drink all we wanted out of our own containers. Cups were expensive. The soda was not.

 

[mike311gd]

Never watched American Idol.
Never watched Survivor.
Never watched Dancing with the Stars.

Maybe I'm just smarter than a lot of people, not weirder.

But I do always put my left sock and left shoe on first. ALWAYS.

I'm the same way. I've never seen those shows, but not because I'm smarter than a lot of people; I know my limitations. And I do put my left footwear on first every single time, along with putting in and removing my left contact first. I'm left-handed, so that's probably why.

 

[mike311gd]

I'm weird because I look at the world through a different prism. And I'm content with that.

Thanks for that, HB. Thank you for sharing why you're weird, instead of all these other mother ****ers chiming in to reinforce my weirdness. :D

Listen, you ****ing weirdo, if you want people to reinforce your ****ed world view, go to pizzawithoutcheese.com, OK? But as long as you come here, we will deliver the truth to you in a pure and unvarnished manner.

Freak. :D

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you BYH, the president of the SportsJournalists.com Welcoming Committee.

 

[Frank_Ridgeway]

Frank, I'll trust you on the beef fat. I just dumped that **** in the fryer. I don't recall Ms. Meatless Big Mac ordering any fries.

They stopped in 1990 and went to beef flavor instead of actual beef fat:

http://www.rense.com/general7/whyy.htm

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

I spent half an hour building a beer garden for the fans to finance my team's state of the art aerobic center.

On a freakin video game.

 

[BYH]

I don't eat vegetables.

Seriously?

I feel pretty good about myself now, since I ****ing loathe those things and you are, ahem, thriving at an advanced age. :D :D

 

[Frank_Ridgeway]

I'm not wild about vegetables, either, especially the mushy, squishy kind. Most salad fixin's I'll eat. Cooked carrots if they're covered in gravy. Love corn.