Snakes on a plane review???

[jason_whitlock]

anyone seen it? i've heard rumors it's actually decent...

 

[DyePack]

Given that the directive came from the commander, I gave it due consideration.

 

[spaceman]

Jason, you have got to go see Snakes on a Plane.

Trust me. But go on a crowded Friday or Saturday night.

 

[fever_dog]

and make sure a lot of drunk college and high school kids are there having a good time.

 

[farmerjerome]

and make sure a lot of drunk college and high school kids are there having a good time.

Am I the only one who thinks that's the best time to see a movie like this?

 

[fever_dog]

for this movie, it's a requirement.

 

[beefncheddar]

Possibly the greatest movie ever.

Much like Schindler's List, except in color. And with snakes. And a plane.

 

[The Rules of Golf]

anyone seen it? i've heard rumors it's actually decent...

Whitlock, man, the rumors are false. I went and saw it on opening night; it's terrible. But that's sorta the point. I went expecting it to be so awesomely bad, so might as well go see how bad this is gonna be. And it was amazingly terrible.

 

[spaceman]

anyone seen it? i've heard rumors it's actually decent...

Whitlock, man, the rumors are false. I went and saw it on opening night; it's terrible. But that's sorta the point. I went expecting it to be so awesomely bad, so might as well go see how bad this is gonna be. And it was amazingly terrible.

BLASPHEMER!

Look...

1. Citizen Kane.
2. Snakes on a Plane.
3. Casablanca.

 

[Starman]

I got a phone call from Samuel L. Jackson ORDERING me to go see "Snakes On A Plane."

I wonder what the movie is about? :o

 

[Rosie]

After seeing this story, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry!

'Snakes' slithers to top of box office

 

[Trey Beamon]

After seeing this story, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry!

'Snakes' slithers to top of box office

That headline isn't much better.

 

[slappy4428]

anyone seen it? i've heard rumors it's actually decent...

Whitlock, man, the rumors are false. I went and saw it on opening night; it's terrible. But that's sorta the point. I went expecting it to be so awesomely bad, so might as well go see how bad this is gonna be. And it was amazingly terrible.

But remember, there's bad -- ****ty and bad -- funny... 1941 was bad funny; Gigli was bad ****ty.

 

[Buck]

I was interested in this movie two years ago when I heard about it. In the last year, it has far exceeded the saturation point. I was sick of it before it came out.
Also, Roeper is review said it lacked any of the B-movie fun people are expecting.
The joke was run into the ground long before the movie came out.

 

[Starman]

Someone let the snakes loose on the plane,
and I don't think that I can take it,
cause the movie just can't fake it,
and I'll never fly the friendly skies again,
Ohhh nooooooooooooooooo!!! Ohhhhhhh Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rosie]

Someone let the snakes loose on the plane,
and I don't think that I can take it,
cause the movie just can't fake it,
and I'll never fly the friendly skies again,
Ohhh nooooooooooooooooo!!! Ohhhhhhh Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

And for the second time today, I find myself spitting coffee all over my keyboard due to a post on this board!

 

[The Rules of Golf]

I didn't mean to say that the movie wasn't worth my dime, because it was. Great laughs, but they weren't at the intended comedy.