Snakes on a Blog!

[Football_Bat]

Didn't see any references to this website, so I hope I'm not D_Bing.

http://snakesonablog.com/

Thank me later.

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

5...4....3....2.....

 

[farmerjerome]

K, I'll bite. Site doesn't work.

 

[Chi City 81]

 

[Football_Bat]

Huh.

The link worked perfectly fine just minutes ago.

Guess we crashed it.

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

Right on time, Doc

 

[spup1122]

On a related note -- Samuel L. Jackson is the guest on The Daily Show tonight.

 

[alleyallen]

I may be the only active member of this site who doesn't go to see this movie.

Snakes. <shiver>

 

[DyePack]

Remedial Theatre presents:

COCKDIAN'S Othello ...

Act I, Scene Five

(inside the bedroom of an Italian villa)

(From the left, it's NICKNOLTIUS and DESDUHMOANA, and from the right, SHAQUILLIAN and ASSIUS.)

ASSIUS: Is this what they call a reverse Oreo?

DESDUHMOANA: You likey?

ASSIUS: Not as much from the 4 hole over here.

NICKNOLTIUS: You snooze, you lose.

SHAQUILLIAN (rubbing eyes): I'm blind! The Big Renaissance Man is blind!

DESDUHMOANA: No, my giant playtoy. I just won't let you wash that Mace out of your eyes until we're through here.

NICKNOLTIUS: Where's the rest of that chocolate spread?

ASSIUS: You ate the whole can already, Prince of Tides.

SHAQUILLIAN: Enough! We must find the Moor.

DESDUHMOANA: Tsk, tsk. Naughty Shaquillian.

ASSIUS (rising): He's right, lady. We have to be going.

DESDUHMOANA: No! Leave them alone.

NICKNOLTIUS (standing, unfortunately): Can't do it. We have 48 hours to find them, or Shaquillian here has to go back to free throw school.

SHAQUILLIAN: Where is my uniform? Get away from me, harlet!

DESDUHMOANA: Another satisfied customer. Now be gone, brickthrower! My LeBrono could shoot circles around you.

ASSIUS: At a carnival, maybe. Now, my lady, where is the Moor?

DESDUHMOANA: Go screw yourself.

NICKNOLTIUS: Never mind the *****. I think we've got something here. (picks up a flier) Just what I expected. My action sequences always end at a dance club, probably with someone being thrown through a window.

ASSIUS: Let's cut a rug!

(end of Act I)

 

[Chuck~Taylor]