SJ.COM CAPTION CONTEST

[Freelance Hack]

Fire up the ol' imaginations boys and girls.

That's Rush Limbaugh planting one on Mary Lynn Rajskub. If you're not familiar with the latter's name, she's the actress who plays Chloe on 24. Enjoy!

 

[zeke12]

Open up! I know those pills are in there somewhere!

 

[Chi City 81]

Ewww ... he tastes like evil.

 

[Freelance Hack]

Where's the stun gun when you really need it?

 

[Boom_70]

Fire up the ol' imaginations boys and girls.

That's Rush Limbaugh planting one on Mary Lynn Rajskub. If you're not familiar with the latter's name, she's the actress who plays Chloe on 24. Enjoy!

"I'll be ready in 15 minutes"

 

[farmerjerome]

Ewww ... he tastes like evil.

We have a winner..

 

[Football_Bat]

Marriage No. 5 on the way .....

 

[Platyrhynchos]

If those are Crest Whitening strips, there will be no oral sex tonight.

 

[Columbo]

Speaking of 24, that's how long I have had this erection for, sweety.

 

[HC]

I don't care how long you torture me. I won't tell you where Jack is!

 

[PeteyPirate]

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!

 

[alleyallen]

"Hi, I'm Rush Limbaugh, Rush Committee chairman, damn glad to meet ya'."

 

[Just_An_SID]

"We're not running out of time. I've got 29 of these blue things left."

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

Mary, these don't feel like implants.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

"I know it was you Mary Lynn. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

 

[Oggiedoggie]

"Can you still hoist your petard?"

 

[Boom_70]

"When Eddy Griffin crashed I heard he was watching that episode of 24 when you shoot the guy."

 

[Overrated]

"Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie have nothing on us."

 

[Chi City 81]

Seriously, look at Mary Lynn. Her eyes are open, her lips are not puckered. It's like she's thinking, "Good God. Why is this freak kissing me?"

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

"Jesus, are those bits of Daryn Kagan between his teeth?"