National Epitaph Day

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

November 2nd is National Epitaph Day. What would you have for your epitaph?

I'd consider "I strove with none for none were worth my strife" (although "He loved eating cheese crackers" might be more fitting)

 

[Steak Snabler]

"Excuse me if I don't get up."

or

 

[Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell]

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

"This game cheats"

 

[Buck]

'Drive your cart and your plow over the bones of the dead.' - William Blake

'Belief is the death of intelligence.' - Robert Anton Wilson

'There's nothing under here worth visiting.' - Buck

 

[I Should Coco]

"Life's Too Short ... Let the Grass Grow Long"

 

[Bubbler]

"If I come out of the grave and eat your brains, it's nothing personal."

 

[Versatile]

He came until he couldn't see, then conquered

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

"He died doing what he loved: Two, 20-year-old coeds"

 

[Buck]

You left your oven on.

 

[Versatile]

Photo fail.

 

[Buck]

Watch out! Behind you!

 

[Versatile]

I'm coming back for you.

 

[Buck]

Do not seek the treasure!

 

[HC]

See? I told you I was sick.

 

[Buck]

I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

 

[Versatile]

Water me twice a day.

 

[Buck]

See Buck, 4B

 

[Versatile]

Snape kills Dumbledore, and Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze

 

[Buck]

Somebody at SportsJournalists.com put me in charge of the Disney 'Star Wars' movies.
This is the result.