A National Dance?

[Inky_Wretch]

Aren't there American Christian Nationalist Religions that forbid dancing?

Yes, but I wouldn’t say they are nationalist.

 

[Driftwood]

Baptist won't have sex standing up because they are afraid it might lead to dancing - Lewis Grizzard.

 

[Driftwood]

And seriously, y'all, have you forgotten we have already had a national dance:

 

[Mr._Graybeard]

Given those in power to make an official declaration, it's pretty much going to be the the square dance. Because there probably isn't anything out there that's more white and hokey (the polka is still a bit too foreign).

Plus, almost everyone harbors a secret, often repressed, fantasy about swinging their partner.

We're still pretty ferrin in Wisconsin.

 

[Batman]

Nobody's suggested the Charleston yet?

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

And seriously, y'all, have you forgotten we have already had a national dance:

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Yes. Yes, we did.

 

[Driftwood]

My national dance would be the slow middle school one where we rocked back and forth to Air Supply. I was short and able to bury my face in well, you know.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

 

[dixiehack]

Yes, but I wouldn't say they are nationalist.

John Lithgow could never.

 

[Slacker]

 

[swingline]

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

That’s the Canadian national dance.

 

[dixiehack]

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Since nobody has mentioned the polka

 

[dixiehack]

Damn. Didn’t know I was on Jake’s **** list.

 

[DanOregon]

Honestly, if there is a dumber dance than the floss it might be this, or the chicken dance.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Damn. Didn't know I was on Jake's **** list.

I'm sorry I missed it and denounce myself

 

[swingline]

It’s the chicken dance, so why do they say quack-quack quack-quack?

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

I live and work in the Polka Cabana where every third person is Czech, but I vote for the Stanky Leg.

 

[Starman]

https://nasawatch.com/personnel-news/nasa-wants-yall-to-quit/

The demolition of NASA continues