National Epitaph Day

[Buck]

My child is a recognized achiever at Podunk Elementary.

 

[Zeke12]

Best I have ever seen belongs to Stanley County cowboy Casey Tibbs. It's his reaction to a statue of him being unveiled outside the Rodeo Hall of Fame in Colorado Springs.

"Thanks for making me look so good...
Hell, I was good."

 

[Brian]

"I specifically said no necktie, assholes."

 

[Oggiedoggie]

"Headline goes here Headline goes here Headl"

 

[Pete Wevurski]

-30-

 

[Buck]

If you are reading this, you're too close.

 

[Huggy]

MARTY: If you were to have something written as your epitaph...
DAVID: “Here lies David St. Hubbins...and why not?”
MARTY: You feel that sums up your...your life?
DAVID: No, ‘s the first thing I could think of.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

The Good Times Rolled

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Here Lies a Man Who Wished He Spent More Time on SportsJournalists.com (nobody ever)

 

[Buck]

a2 + b2 = c2

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Save the Liver (obscure?)

 

[Versatile]

Did I **** myself when I died? You can tell me the truth.

 

[Chef2]

"Somebody get me out of here!"

 

[heyabbott]

He hath awakened from the dream of life. (Shelley)

 

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[Buck]

Save the Liver (obscure?)

 

[Buck]

He hath awakened from the dream of life. (Shelley)

Man's yesterday may never be like his morrow. Nought may endure but mutability.




Shelley was the best.

 

[Buck]

More Shelley:

Fear not for the future. Weep not for the past.

 

[Versatile]

"And I'm guessing my soul won't budge,
grudge, because there's no mercy for thugs"
— Layzie Bone