IJAG, press secretary for ...

[imjustagirl2]

OK, so I've now officially downed a bottle of champagne in less than an hour and I'm about to start mixing drinks.

Brings me to a thought I had. Was listening to my "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" podcast from a couple weeks ago, and heard White House Press Secretary Dana Perino admit, nay, brag that she had no idea what the Cuban Missile Crisis was.

Therefore, I figured...I'm Republican, I have no knowledge of anything political in my lifetime or any other, and I'm full of ****.

I'm here to spin any questions you might have for anyone out there. I may not know what you're asking...but if I'm any good at my job, you'll never know I don't know.




Bring it.

 

[Write-brained]

What happens at the end of The Wizard of Oz?

 

[Chi City 81]

IJAG, why hasn't soccer caught on in America as well as it has in other countries?

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Is the legend about BYH true? Or is he, as charged on Hannity & Colmes, exaggerating how long he lasts?

 

[imjustagirl2]

What happens at the end of The Wizard of Oz?

I feel that that situation is up to each individual viewer, and this administration is not about limiting experiences.

 

[Write-brained]

What happens at the end of The Wizard of Oz?

I feel that that situation is up to each individual viewer, and this administration is not about limiting experiences.

Nice.

 

[imjustagirl2]

IJAG, why hasn't soccer caught on in America as well as it has in other countries?

Sports, like most anything else, are up to individual tastes. While some enjoy it, it is not this administration's place to demand others to watch. I can not be more clear about this.

 

[Chi City 81]

Fantastic.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Is the legend about BYH true? Or is he, as charged on Hannity & Colmes, exaggerating how long he lasts?

I don't know who this "BYH" is you are speaking of, and we will not waste everyone's time with your gossip. Next?

 

[imjustagirl2]

(much like a real member of the Bush White House, I have to go make some drinks. Be back in a few)

 

[Write-brained]

Is the legend about BYH true? Or is he, as charged on Hannity & Colmes, exaggerating how long he lasts?

I don't know who this "BYH" is you are speaking of, and we will not waste everyone's time with your gossip. Next?

What if we told you we have photos of your boss and Mr. Byh?

 

[zeke12]

Madame Secretary, why does your boss look like a monkey taking a **** when he speaks to the press?

 

[slappy4428]

Madame Secretary, why does your boss look like a monkey taking a **** when he speaks to the press?

Why are you picking on ijag's boss?

 

[zeke12]

Madame Secretary, why does your boss look like a monkey taking a **** when he speaks to the press?

Why are you picking on ijag's boss?

I hear he sucks.

 

[Chi City 81]

Madame Secretary, why does your boss look like a monkey taking a **** when he speaks to the press?

Why are you picking on ijag's boss?

I hear he sucks.

He roundly reeks of fail.

 

[slappy4428]

Madame Secretary, why does your boss look like a monkey taking a **** when he speaks to the press?

Why are you picking on ijag's boss?

I hear he sucks.

He speaks highly of you...

 

[spnited]

IJAG's boss is one of the best.

My question for Madame Bull****... er press secretary, is how does youor boss tolerate you?

 

[sportschick]

Why has Manolo Blahnik's birthday not been declared a national day of celebration?

Why does Vice President Cheney continue to seed the clouds during winter in the Eastern half of my state when he knows my ex is supposed to drive from there to here to visit?

 

[zeke12]

Madame Secretary, why does your boss look like a monkey taking a **** when he speaks to the press?

Why are you picking on ijag's boss?

I hear he sucks.

He speaks highly of you...

Then he's a prince among men!

Huzzah!

I'd like an answer to my question, Dumbass Dana/IJAG.

And, to follow up, did you order the code red?

 

[imjustagirl2]

Is the legend about BYH true? Or is he, as charged on Hannity & Colmes, exaggerating how long he lasts?

I don't know who this "BYH" is you are speaking of, and we will not waste everyone's time with your gossip. Next?

What if we told you we have photos of your boss and Mr. Byh?

Sir I'm not sure what "photos" you're speaking of, but we don't deal in rumor and conjecture.