Frightening.

[John]

 

[Songbird]

Pride of Lakewood!

 

[John]

Even worse:

 

[Columbo]

One of the saddest things I have seen.

 

[Songbird]

I think she's cute still.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

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So her reaction to getting dumped is to go goth? Seems counterproductive.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

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So her reaction to getting dumped is to go goth? Seems counterproductive.

You consider THAT goth?

 

[sportschick]

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So her reaction to getting dumped is to go goth? Seems counterproductive.

You boys are sooooo silly. A girl must have an ugly period of at least a month after ending a long-term relationship. A girl then pulls herself together and makes herself as attractive as humanly possible until the next boy attaches himself to her.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

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So her reaction to getting dumped is to go goth? Seems counterproductive.

You consider THAT goth?

Fake-looking jet-black dye job on the hair ... check.
Corpse-white makeup with rouge layed on the cheeks ... check.

No question: She's going to see The Cure in concert and wanted to look the part.

 

[Leo Mazzone]

Still hotter than my girlfriend...I withhold judgment.

 

[John]

Please, somebody tell Ellen that she needs to eat something. She looked so much better in Old School.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Still hotter than my girlfriend...I withhold judgment.

I have your girlfriend on the phone, sir. You may wish to pick up the white courtesy phone.

 

[sportschick]

{Picture deleted because ... well, because it hurts 2mcm's eyes and could adversely affect his chance at getting LASIK}

So her reaction to getting dumped is to go goth? Seems counterproductive.

You consider THAT goth?

Fake-looking jet-black dye job on the hair ... check.
Corpse-white makeup with rouge layed on the cheeks ... check.

No question: She's going to see The Cure in concert and wanted to look the part.

No strange piercings and a lack of eyeliner make it not so goth. As a former goth, trust me on this.

 

[Leo Mazzone]

Still hotter than my girlfriend...I withhold judgment.

I have your girlfriend on the phone, sir. You may wish to pick up the white courtesy phone.

Be sure to tell her that she's a dog in the presence of Cameron Diaz.

Unless you really are on the phone with her-- in which case, tell her I'll see her at the gym tomorrow at 6.

 

[John]

The opposite of frightening:

 

[bigpern23]

She looks like one of the Joker's victims in Batman (1989).

Pasty complexion, bright red lips and insane smile.

 

[Columbo]

The opposite of frightening:

**** damn.

 

[BYH]

The opposite of frightening:

As if we needed any extra reason to hate Derek Jeter.

 

[John]

She's still the sexiest woman alive to me. Scarlett ain't got **** on Jessica.

 

[Songbird]

I still think about Scarlett's tawdry spread in Esquire. Dirty girl.