Donna Martin Graduates! A semi-annual SJ.com live blog

[zeke12]

This thread is going to write an expose about steroid use within the high school track team.

 

[txsportsscribe]

This thread is going to write an expose about steroid use within the high school track team.

but then gary cartwright will pen a column on how the old threads would've done it better.

 

[zeke12]

This thread is going to write an expose about steroid use within the high school track team.

but then gary cartwright will pen a column on how the old threads would've done it better.

Whoa, meta.

This thread will choose itself.

 

[Guybehindtheguy]

This thread will play with a loaded firearm to show our soon to be cool friend David how we roll.

 

[zeke12]

This thread will play with a loaded firearm to show our soon to be cool friend David how we roll.

This thread's sister thread will then begin acting out through drug use and multiple sex partners in order to get its parent thread's attention.

 

[I Digress]

This thread's brother will paint the walls at a final party and then realize it can't sell the house.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

This thread will have a girlfriend so desperate to keep her boyfriend that she'll attempt to burn down their float for the parade.

 

[zeke12]

This thread will steal my Twins jersey.

 

[Bubbler]

After this thread runs its course, it will beget other, cheaply-made-for-TV threads that feature a ":" somewhere in the thread title.

 

[txsportsscribe]

this thread will return in about 10 years with a whole new cast and will suck to the highest degree

 

[JBHawkEye]

By the way, Andrea has just forgotten her graduation speech, as the graduating class of West Beverly (about 200 strong) is graduating in front of a crowd of about 100 crammed into a courtyard. What, the school doesn't have a football stadium?

 

[Baron Scicluna]

This thread will try to have his son-in-law killed, only to accidentally kill his own super-hot looking daughter.

 

[zeke12]

This thread will grow sideburns.

 

[BYH]

This thread will have the hottest ****ing girlfriend imaginable, and inexplicably dump Celeste anyway.

 

[zeke12]

This thread will have the hottest ****ing girlfriend imaginable, and inexplicably dump Celeste anyway.

This thread's hairline is already receding.

Also, this thread will fire a future two-time Oscar winner midway through a season.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

This thread is supposed to be three pages old, but actually is 31.

 

[Double Down]

This thread once accused one of its professors of molesting it, but it turns out this thread's uncle was really to blame.

 

[zeke12]

This thread is in a wheelchair and is talking about the New Evolution.

 

[BYH]

This thread is in a wheelchair and is talking about the New Evolution.

This thread is in a wheelchair and secretly hates Brandon for being able to walk.

 

[Bubbler]

This thread will launch an ill-advised post-thread rap career and become one of the great white boy poseurs of all-time.