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[BYH]

This thread will get tired of being a virgin and **** the redhead from MTV's "Remote Control."

 

[zeke12]

This thread will move in with a painter and start sucking up coke like a hoover.

 

[BYH]

This thread will meet a loser lawyer and subject us all to a ****ty, chemistry-free romance for the last year-and-a-half of its run.

 

[Bubbler]

This thread's father is going to be killed by a mobster, and, in turn, will become engaged to that mobster's daughter who will herself be clipped in a mob hit.

 

[BYH]

This thread's father is going to be killed by a mobster, and, in turn, will become engaged to that mobster's daughter who will herself be clipped in a mob hit.

d_b!!!!

This thread will try to have his son-in-law killed, only to accidentally kill his own super-hot looking daughter.

:D :D

 

[zeke12]

This thread sentences Bubbler to watching the clip show for the crime of D_bing.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Yeah this may end up being my most embarrassing moment...an honour, to be sure.

Oh well.

I dunno if there's enough backhoes and shovels to further lower the bar on this one.

:D ;D :D

 

[BYH]

Hey, this has gone three pages. It won't stick out as an obvious embarrassment now!!

 

[Bubbler]

This thread sentences Bubbler to watching the clip show for the crime of D_bing.

Bubbler is just trying to get through this thread so I can start a thread on Parker Lewis Can't Lose. Or Herman's Head. Or The Heights.

 

[dixiehack]

This thread is supposed to be three pages old, but actually is 31.

Winner.

 

[zeke12]

This thread is smoking a joint out the window and talking smack about the gang on its first night in town.

 

[BYH]

This thread is working in cahoots with its best friend to steal money and jewelry from the gang.

 

[zeke12]

This thread will audtion for Roy Randolph's play but be crushed when another, better-known thread gets cast as the female lead.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

This thread will allow a bus filled with the gang to just magically slide through a truck at an intersection instead of crashing and killing them all.

(One of the absolute dumbest things I've ever seen on TV)

 

[zeke12]

This thread blew out DeShawn Hardell's knee.

 

[The Good Doctor]

This thread will be remembered fondly after it shoots itself in the head.

 

[zeke12]

This thread will have a slumber party and confess it was raped in the woods.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

This thread will invite African-American students to a mostly-white school and come close to having a race riot.

 

[BYH]

This thread will have hot skanky monkey sex with the wife of its English teacher.

 

[The Good Doctor]

This thread will undergo a sudden transformation into a hip-hop loving cool kid and be added to the opening credits.