Donna Martin Graduates! A semi-annual SJ.com live blog

[zeke12]

This thread will lose its virginity on prom night.

 

[BYH]

This thread will be too cool to **** its bespectaled, thick-thighed, 35-year-old editor...but will get jealous anytime anyone threatens to sniff her lovelies.

 

[zeke12]

This thread will get a boob job and continue to be on this board, even though it's a horrible actress.

 

[BYH]

This thread will get nuked and will respond by listening to "Losing My Religion," over and over and over again.

 

[zeke12]

This thread will open a nightclub and host a parade of crappy musical acts.

 

[BYH]

This thread will end up alone in a room with Color Me Badd, and amazingly will not end up in a five-way.

 

[Chef]

This thread would have loved to bang the **** out of Jennie Garth.

Good Lord she was hot back then.

 

[Double Down]

You can try to lock this thread, but you won't have any luck because it has a legacy key it got from an older thread that changed some of its posts so it could get into a better message board.

Oh **** ... it doesn't work? What is it going to do?

Buy a master key from a moderator?

 

[zeke12]

This thread will attend the University of Minnesota for two weeks before getting homesick and dropping out.

 

[kingcreole]

This thread would have loved to bang the **** out of Jennie Garth.

Good Lord she was hot back then.

the thread would also like to throw in Valerie Malone for a threesome just for ****s and giggles.

 

[I Digress]

This thread will be the coolest place to hang out, even if it is a dive

 

[zeke12]

This thread will always order a Megaburger and coffee.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

This thread will have a bookie ready to hurt you for owing him money bet on games, but the nice owner of the diner will pay the guy off.

 

[zeke12]

This thread will take a motorcycle trip and urinate on an indian burial ground and be forced to dig a fire pit for a sweatlodge ceremony.

 

[farmerjerome]

This thread will ask its ex boyfriend to give it something to come back to before it gets moved to the euroSportsJournalists.com board.

 

[JBHawkEye]

This thread blew out DeShawn Hardell's knee.

Thus ruining CU's chance to go to the Final Four.

 

[txsportsscribe]

This thread will take a motorcycle trip and urinate on an indian burial ground and be forced to dig a fire pit for a sweatlodge ceremony.

excellent

 

[txsportsscribe]

who will this thread vote for - adam or kris?

 

[the fop]

This thread, like Joe's bird, loves Donna.

 

[Chef]

This thread would have loved to bang the **** out of Jennie Garth.

Good Lord she was hot back then.

the thread would also like to throw in Valerie Malone for a threesome just for ****s and giggles.

THIS THREAD SAYS YOU BETCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!