Donna Martin Graduates! A semi-annual SJ.com live blog

[BYH]

On SoapNet right now! Join me, won't you?

 

[Grimace]

Who's Donna Martin?

 

[BYH]

She got busted stealing burgers from McDonalds.

 

[BYH]

"If I don't do something I'm going to regret soon, I'm going to scream."--famous last words by future "teenage" baby mama Andrea Zuckerman

 

[Bubbler]

Am I the only one interpreting this as a cry for help?

 

[BYH]

Yeah this may end up being my most embarrassing moment...an honour, to be sure.

Oh well.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Am I the only one interpreting this as a cry for help?

No.

 

[BYH]

Says the guy who founded the AT40 live blog with me and someone who wants to contribute to the next one.

(When are we doing that, Bubs?)

 

[zeke12]

If he gets up, we'll all get up! It'll be anarchy!

Whoops, wrong scene.

Where are we, Beej?

 

[Double Down]

Keep it together, BYH!

 

[BYH]

I hope this is the very special director's cut episode where the National Guard opens fire from a tower.

 

[BYH]

Here's the vote that determines if she graduates or not!!!

 

[zeke12]

SPOILER ALERT:

I am happy to report that Donna Martin does, in fact, graduate.

 

[BYH]

And after being allowed to graduate with her classmates, Donna Martin fails the exams she didn't study for and doesn't get to graduate with her classmates.

 

[zeke12]

This guy insists that Donna walk with her class:

 

[zeke12]

Am I the only one interpreting this as a cry for help?

BYH will beat you like Ray Pruit beats his girlfriend.

Who was, coincidentally, Donna Martin.

 

[BYH]

How do you talk to a dyslexic angel?

 

[zeke12]

How do you talk to a dyslexic angel?

Mostly, you mumble a lot.

When that doesn't work, you throw her down the stairs.

 

[BYH]

Or get drunk, bump into Donna and have her hit her head as she falls into the pool.

Oh wait.

 

[JBHawkEye]

This was a "very special" 90210.

But a better live blog would have been a few weeks ago, when Color Me Badd came to the Peach Pit.