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[JNEWFIFTY]

This thread will end up being student body president after the incumbent dies in a fiery car wreck right in front of the thread's eyes.

 

[zeke12]

This thread will end up being student body president after the incumbent dies in a fiery car wreck right in front of the thread's eyes.

Well-struck.

This thread will go to Mexico to try to retrieve its fortune after it is stolen by con-artists pretending to be this thread's sister and father's ex-girlfriend.

 

[JNEWFIFTY]

This thread will end up being student body president after the incumbent dies in a fiery car wreck right in front of the thread's eyes.

Well-struck.

This thread will go to Mexico to try to retrieve its fortune after it is stolen by con-artists pretending to be this thread's sister and father's ex-girlfriend.

But not before the thread goes to Mexico with its boyfriend without the knowledge of the folks. Once the thread can't get back into the states without identification, the parents must be notified.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

This thread would have loved to bang the **** out of Jennie Garth.

Good Lord she was hot back then.

the thread would also like to throw in Valerie Malone for a threesome just for ****s and giggles.

THIS THREAD SAYS YOU BETCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You ... and her ... and me ... simultaneously!"

 

[BYH]

This thread will try to rescue its best friend's sister from a life of whoredom.

 

[zeke12]

This thread will try to rescue its best friend's sister from a life of whoredom.

Total D_B. Feel shame.

 

[I Digress]

This thread will sleep with an artist who is really a coke-sucking manwhore

 

[Double Down]

This thread just took some E and is now shirtless and sucking face with an evil thread on the hood of a yellow Corvette.

 

[JNEWFIFTY]

This thread just walked into the mini-mart looking to exchange an egg.

 

[Chef]

This thread will begin to sing "Damn.....I wish I was your lovah."

 

[Baron Scicluna]

This thread will score a job interview with a recruiter from the Boston Globe while still a senior in college.

 

[zeke12]

This thread will have an affair with Superman while in France.

 

[farmerjerome]

This thread will pass out on a park bench and lose its half-sister.

 

[BYH]

This thread will make its first post after its alarm clock announces, in a monster-like voice, "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!!"

 

[zeke12]

This thread will pass out on a park bench and lose its half-sister.

This thread will always wear a black hat while using drugs.

You know, so people know.

 

[BYH]

This thread will "randomly" meet Howie Long at the airport.

 

[zeke12]

This thread will meet a hot chick from New York at the beach, but won't bang her because she had been raped, and this thread is sensitive.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

This thread will hit a halfcourt shot at halftime of a Lakers game, one-handed.

 

[the fop]

This hread's momma couldn't afford a T.

 

[BYH]

This thread will play touch football in the front yard with Steve Young.