Congratulations, Zeke!

[pallister]

Hey, it's only one day. Zeke's fantasy baseball team hasn't won anything yet. DTGDTN!

 

[playthrough]

This place needs more inside conversations like Gannett employees need another week of furlough.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

I'm so proud of you, Zeke. I never thought this day would come. I'm almost beside myself with joy for you.

**** ... now I'm tearing up ... congrats man.

 

[The Big Ragu]

This place needs more inside conversations like Gannett employees need another week of furlough.

Congrats Playthrough. Webby wanted me to tell you that the rusty nail will be hanging out at the pier on the second Tuesday in July. Congrats again, comrade.

 

[playthrough]

I appreciate that, but tell Webby his papers have to go through first and that girl he knows from back east will join us but ONLY if that issue is resolved from last year. This has been going on far too long!

 

[BYH]

This is so amazing. I am so honored to say I knew Zeke way back when he hadn't accomplished what we are honoring him for accomplishing right now.

 

[slappy4428]

This is so amazing. I am so honored to say I knew Zeke way back when he hadn't accomplished what we are honoring him for accomplishing right now.

Easy for you to say.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Fnord.


Oh, I mean, congrats. If Boom sees this thread, he'll be cryptically congratulating hundreds of people.

 

[finishthehat]

"The heavy sobs of autumn's violins wound my heart with a monotonous langour."

This thread means as much to me as that message meant to the Nazis at Normandy.

 

[zeke12]

If you all must know, I won the 18th Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

I will now release the hounds...

 

[BYH]

If you all must know, I won the 18th Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

I will now release the hounds...

Son of a *****, that was going to be my next post!

 

[mustangj17]

This is so amazing. I am so honored to say I knew Zeke way back when he hadn't accomplished what we are honoring him for accomplishing right now.

Is this what we are talking about???

 

[93Devil]

If you all must know, I won the 18th Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

I will now release the hounds...

Son of a *****, that was going to be my next post!

I thought the inanimate carbon rod pulled that honor.

 

[zeke12]

If you all must know, I won the 18th Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

I will now release the hounds...

Son of a *****, that was going to be my next post!

I thought the inanimate carbon rod pulled that honor.

DQ'ed for use of PED. I AM TEH CHARMION!

 

[JakeandElwood]

Congrats on whatever.

 

[outofplace]

If you all must know, I won the 18th Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

I will now release the hounds...

So the ATM came later as part of the celebration?

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

If you all must know, I won the 18th Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

I will now release the hounds...

So the ATM came later as part of the celebration?

As long as he didn't kiss her after, it's all good. If he did, he's a freaky man.

 

[outofplace]

If you all must know, I won the 18th Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

I will now release the hounds...

So the ATM came later as part of the celebration?

As long as he didn't kiss her after, it's all good. If he did, he's a freaky man.

Well, it is Zeke, so....draw your own conclusions. Which kinda fits in with the rest of this thread.

 

[sportschick]

I have figured it out. Zeke musta birthed his own lolcat!

 

[Bubbler]

I'm just glad (sad, really :'( ) that Zeke finally broke his dead deer cherry.

You'll be skull****ing dead people in no time flat, Zeke! Keep livin' the dream!