Congratulations, Zeke!

[zeke12]

Your support means the most of all, Bubs.

 

[mustangj17]

After reading this thread I've come to this conclusion.

Zeke has done one of these things recently -

Kissed an ATM machine
Skull ****ed a dead deer
Given birth to a lolcat
Had a restraining order listed

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

I don't think the full impact of this has really set in for me yet.

 

[zeke12]

After reading this thread I've come to this conclusion.

Zeke has done one of these things recently -

Kissed an ATM machine
Skull ****ed a dead deer
Given birth to a lolcat
Had a restraining order listed

Why only one?

(BTW, the lack of an appearance of the pancake bunny on this thread is the biggest upset of all time.)

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

Congratulations to IJAG, who has successfully ignited the board with (wait for it) . . .

A Thread About Nothing.

Zeke12, you truly are master of this domain name. And IJAG is mistress of this domain. Name.

 

[Diabeetus]

After reading this thread I've come to this conclusion.

Zeke has done one of these things recently -

Kissed an ATM machine
Skull ****ed a dead deer
Given birth to a lolcat
Had a restraining order listed

ATM Machine is redundant! :D

And you might look up alternative meanings for ATM. Make sure your safe search is turned off.

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

A Treasured Morning?

Animal Transvestite Mother?

Aerosmith Trashes Music?

Anthrax Tastes Monstrous?

Absurd Try (at) Mirth?

A Time Machine?

All Teenagers Matriculate?

Anal Trauma Medicine?

Absolutely True Mentality?

A Tired Meme?

 

[sportschick]

Or he could just watch Clerks II.

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

Or he could just watch Clerks II.

Absurdly Trashy Movie.

 

[slappy4428]

In honor of your magnificent honor, this guy would like to present you with an award...

 

[dooley_womack1]

Where is the AP advisory on this?

 

[mustangj17]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ATM

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Zeke with his award .... Dan Rowan and **** Martin.

Of course it's the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate.
What did you <i>think</i> he won?

 

[mustangj17]

I'm still waiting for Zeke to be off deadline so he can explain this nonsense.

 

[KevinmH9]

Someone has to do it... ;D

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Mr. Parker: It's a Major Award!
Swede: Shucks, I wouldn't know that. It looks like a lamp.
Mr. Parker: What is a lamp, you nincompoop? It's a Major Award. I won it!
Swede: Damn, hell, you say won it?
Mr. Parker: Yeah, mind power, Swede; mind power.

 

[zeke12]

This thread needs badly to be jacked.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

This thread needs badly to be jacked.

Sounds like a personal problem that you should take care of yourself in private with the door locked.

 

[dooley_womack1]

But that won't get one congratulated.

 

[schiezainc]

Congratulations Zeke on peeing your pants in public.

(Am I at least close?)