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[Chef]

So go rent Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead and break out the extra Kleenex you'll undoubtedly need.

Why? Is there a sad part?

Well, duh. The babysitter did die, AB.

Mrs. Sterak was a cantankerous, old *****. Her death wasn't sad.

Then perhaps it was the fine china that requires the tissues.

"Dishes are done, man."

"Don't **** with the lords of hell."

"Don't **** with the babysitter."

 

[lono]

For those of you who didn't get the sarcasm of my post, it was complete written as a joke. I mean, I still think BYH is a waste of skin and a drain on the economy, and he probably smells pretty bad, but it was a joke.

And he has a rat-tail. Don't forget about that.

 

[hondo]

Was his last call to Mary Kate Olson?

How about we practice a little common decency around this place for a change?

Seriously, dude. Where's the compassion?

Come on ... that was a little bit funny.

 

[mustangj17]

I have a boner over the news. Actually, it's the pleats in the pants.

Nothing to see here...don't act like you're not impressed

1000, 1001, 1002, 1003. Wow, I can hardly lift my right arm I did so many. I don't know if you heard me, but I did over 1000.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

Was his last call to Mary Kate Olson?

How about we practice a little common decency around this place for a change?

Seriously, dude. Where's the compassion?

That was about as ****ed up a joke as I've seen in a while. And for this place, that's saying something.

Did you react like this to the Heath Ledger or Brad Renfro threads?

uh-oh.

If this were an old Western, this would be the part where the town shopkeepers started closing their doors and shutters and peeking out.

There goes the tumbleweed.

I'm not trying to start anything. But what makes one blackly comic RIP thread acceptable and another tasteless?

I'll agree the subject title is tasteless. But the threadjack? Far less over-the-top than Renfro or even Ledger I was away when Ledger died, but a quick scan of page five of the latter thread reveals an Asian dongjack. What's happened here doesn't even register on the SJ tastelessness chart. I know that doesn't say much for us, but we're nothing if not blackly comic.

The ****ing people are dead.... nothing's bringing them back.

Whether it is a minute afterward, or a year, should make not a difference.

The pleat line was ****ing classic.