Christina Applegate Is Available!

[forever_town]

Assuming she's not doing time for offing her boyfriend.

You stay classy, Armchair_QB.

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

I just saw her on a late night talk show a few days ago.

 

[Write-brained]

I just saw her on a late night talk show a few days ago.

Oh my, you must be devastated.

 

[BYH]

Was his last call to Mary Kate Olson?

How about we practice a little common decency around this place for a change?

Seriously, dude. Where's the compassion?

That was about as ****ed up a joke as I've seen in a while. And for this place, that's saying something.

Did you react like this to the Heath Ledger or Brad Renfro threads?

 

[Chef]

Was his last call to Mary Kate Olson?

How about we practice a little common decency around this place for a change?

Seriously, dude. Where's the compassion?

That was about as ****ed up a joke as I've seen in a while. And for this place, that's saying something.

Did you react like this to the Heath Ledger or Brad Renfro threads?

uh-oh.

 

[slappy4428]

nothing like a double standard to start a holiday weekend...

 

[Armchair_QB]

I would let Christina Applegate cut one of my toes off.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Was his last call to Mary Kate Olson?

How about we practice a little common decency around this place for a change?

Seriously, dude. Where's the compassion?

That was about as ****ed up a joke as I've seen in a while. And for this place, that's saying something.

Did you react like this to the Heath Ledger or Brad Renfro threads?

uh-oh.

If this were an old Western, this would be the part where the town shopkeepers started closing their doors and shutters and peeking out.

 

[mike311gd]

Was his last call to Mary Kate Olson?

How about we practice a little common decency around this place for a change?

Seriously, dude. Where's the compassion?

That was about as ****ed up a joke as I've seen in a while. And for this place, that's saying something.

Did you react like this to the Heath Ledger or Brad Renfro threads?

uh-oh.

If this were an old Western, this would be the part where the town shopkeepers started closing their doors and shutters and peeking out.

There goes the tumbleweed.

 

[Chef]

I would let Christina Applegate cut one of my toes off.

**** that.

That may be what killed the other dude.

 

[BYH]

Was his last call to Mary Kate Olson?

How about we practice a little common decency around this place for a change?

Seriously, dude. Where's the compassion?

That was about as ****ed up a joke as I've seen in a while. And for this place, that's saying something.

Did you react like this to the Heath Ledger or Brad Renfro threads?

uh-oh.

If this were an old Western, this would be the part where the town shopkeepers started closing their doors and shutters and peeking out.

There goes the tumbleweed.

I'm not trying to start anything. But what makes one blackly comic RIP thread acceptable and another tasteless?

I'll agree the subject title is tasteless. But the threadjack? Far less over-the-top than Renfro or even Ledger I was away when Ledger died, but a quick scan of page five of the latter thread reveals an Asian dongjack. What's happened here doesn't even register on the SJ tastelessness chart. I know that doesn't say much for us, but we're nothing if not blackly comic.

 

[BYH]

Judging by the title of the thread, Bucky, I'd say the thread didn't turn at all.

 

[DemoChristian]

How could anyone ever be offended by a comment from BYH? That's who he is. He makes (often hysterical) smart-ass remarks.

 

[mike311gd]

For those of you who didn't get the sarcasm of my post, it was complete written as a joke. I mean, I still think BYH is a waste of skin and a drain on the economy, and he probably smells pretty bad, but it was a joke.

 

[slappy4428]

Wasn't BYH who threw the curveball

 

[Bubbler]

What difference does it make? None of you loosers have a shot at Christina Applegate anyway.

So go rent Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead and break out the extra Kleenex you'll undoubtedly need.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

So go rent Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead and break out the extra Kleenex you'll undoubtedly need.

Why? Is there a sad part?

 

[mike311gd]

So go rent Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead and break out the extra Kleenex you'll undoubtedly need.

Why? Is there a sad part?

Well, duh. The babysitter did die, AB.

 

[Dickens Cider]

So go rent Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead and break out the extra Kleenex you'll undoubtedly need.

Why? Is there a sad part?

Well, duh. The babysitter did die, AB.

Mrs. Sterak was a cantankerous, old *****. Her death wasn't sad.

 

[mike311gd]

So go rent Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead and break out the extra Kleenex you'll undoubtedly need.

Why? Is there a sad part?

Well, duh. The babysitter did die, AB.

Mrs. Sterak was a cantankerous, old *****. Her death wasn't sad.

Then perhaps it was the fine china that requires the tissues.

"Dishes are done, man."