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I was 1-0 lifetime for my very-good high school chess team. (That's how often you get to play a tournament when they have to get down to No. 9.)

I might go trolling in the Yahoo chess rooms one of these nights soon.
 
It's looking like I'm going to have a long, boring afternoon at the office. Early deadline because of the holiday, and a section that'll take about 30 minutes to put out. If anyone wants to play a game this afternoon, PM me or just post it here. My Yahoo name is sideshowern.
 
I play a bit, too (was a member of a library chess club in my grade school-junior high days, and although I don't remember playing against him, former Devils goalie Chris Terreri was in it, too).
When the action gets slow at the office, I play the beaver:
http://www.rozerem.com/consumer/chessgame.aspx
 
I participated in the national junior chess championship in 5th grade as a result of winning the city schools tournament. My dad and I went because it was nearby in Charlotte that year and because my dad loves chess. I played seven matches, winning three, losing three and drawing one. I remember after beating one kid, his father berating him like a Little League dad for losing to an "unranked player."
 
FirstDownPirates said:
I participated in the national junior chess championship in 5th grade as a result of winning the city schools tournament. My dad and I went because it was nearby in Charlotte that year and because my dad loves chess. I played seven matches, winning three, losing three and drawing one. I remember after beating one kid, his father berating him like a Little League dad for losing to an "unranked player."

College scholarship: Gone.
 
mike311gd said:
Rusty Shackleford said:
mike311gd said:
Rusty Shackleford said:
mike311gd said:
Rusty's good.

I don't know how true that is.

Rusty would be Chessboy Magazine's "Checkmate of the Month."

Does that involve naked pictures? It sounds like it should.

It can be. Just play your cards right.

An x-rated chess magazine. Who knew? I'm sure somebody somewhere has designed a chess set full of phallic symbols.
 
Rusty Shackleford said:
mike311gd said:
Rusty Shackleford said:
mike311gd said:
Rusty Shackleford said:
mike311gd said:
Rusty's good.

I don't know how true that is.

Rusty would be Chessboy Magazine's "Checkmate of the Month."

Does that involve naked pictures? It sounds like it should.

It can be. Just play your cards right.

An x-rated chess magazine. Who knew? I'm sure somebody somewhere has designed a chess set full of phallic symbols.

Try Spencer's.
 
I just messed this dude up. Once "Mike is retarded" hit the screen, I went into Over-The-Top mode and took everyone down.
 
FirstDownPirates said:
I participated in the national junior chess championship in 5th grade as a result of winning the city schools tournament. My dad and I went because it was nearby in Charlotte that year and because my dad loves chess. I played seven matches, winning three, losing three and drawing one. I remember after beating one kid, his father berating him like a Little League dad for losing to an "unranked player."

I won my sixth-grade TAG class. One player was really, really good and made a dumb move in the championship match. From there, it was pretty much a coronation ...

Al Bundy has his four touchdowns ... like him, my life peaked kinda early. :)
 
I think I told this story here once. Entered a tournament at MassMoca. Played a 10-year-old who thought he'd beaten me cuz he took my queen, but I held steady and beat him. He went crying into daddy's arms. I smiled. But the next round I couldn't take my eyes off the eye-candy chest of a hot-box 25-year-old who beat me in 12 or 15 moves. Damn wife-beater and perky 36-Cs.
 
I got time for a quickie, rusty. I'll look for you

Forgot to add...I truly suck at this game. Played earlier tonight and got pretty much waxed by a guy who, after taking about 35 moves to put me away when all I had left was my king, said, "I should never smoke weed and play chess."
I am full of fail.
 

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