Caption Contest

[The Big Ragu]

Been a while... I feel almost bad doing this one, because my understanding is that the woman has been through a lot... But 1) Bonus points to anyone who can name her without looking and 2) What is your caption?

 

[Barsuk]

1) Olivia Newton-John?

2) I'm bad at funny caption contests, but if it's who I think it is:

"OMG, if one more guy tries 'Let's get physical,' as a pick-up line on me, I swear to God ..."

 

[The Big Ragu]

Yup. Apparently, her flight landed just south of where she was hoping to go.

 

[PeteyPirate]

Been a while... I feel almost bad doing this one, because my understanding is that the woman has been through a lot... But 1) Bonus points to anyone who can name her without looking and 2) What is your caption?

Don't shoot, Danny! I promise I will join Scientology!

 

[Barsuk]

Much better than mine, FDP.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Yup. Apparently, her flight landed just south of where she was hoping to go.

I just watched this video again and then the comments underneath confirmed what I thought. The guy who appears really briefly toward the beginning and twirls her in a dance move, and then pops up two or three more times for a split second giving her a lovesick grin, is the guy who played Swan in The Warriors.

That may be the best video ever made!

 

[Football_Bat]

Been a while... I feel almost bad doing this one, because my understanding is that the woman has been through a lot... But 1) Bonus points to anyone who can name her without looking and 2) What is your caption?

There's no ****ing way that's ONJ. She's not even 60 yet. (barely)

Edit: </denial>

 

[Football_Bat]

Speaking of which ... .

 

[21]

After failing to resurrect her singing career, Olivia Newton-John attempts to become the first female NFL referee.

 

[The Big Ragu]

After failing to resurrect her singing career, Olivia Newton-John attempts to become the first female NFL referee.

Interesting. She has the white hat and the thing around her wrist, which could be a whistle. I shudder to think about what Ed Hochuli could do with her.

 

[Rough Mix]

Is that the Great Wall of China she's standing on?

 

[Steak Snabler]

Me and Wang just bought property right behind the Great Wall ... on the good side.

 

[HandsomeHarley]

Did I fall, or was I PUSHED?

 

[Ace]

Olivia Newton John fails to singlehandedly stop the Olympic torch relay.

 

[EE94]

Been a while... I feel almost bad doing this one, because my understanding is that the woman has been through a lot... But 1) Bonus points to anyone who can name her without looking and 2) What is your caption?

"They promised me my Botox would last as long as this ****ing wall."

 

[poindexter]

Olivia Newton-John catches a glimpse of the new look of Lesley Visser, while standing on the Great Wall of China.

 

[Killick]

"Help me, please, I'm Sandy D! Ravaged by goddam gravity!"

 

[John]

Ugh, greased lightning. Damn Taco Bell burritos.

 

[BYH]

Yup. Apparently, her flight landed just south of where she was hoping to go.

I just watched this video again and then the comments underneath confirmed what I thought. The guy who appears really briefly toward the beginning and twirls her in a dance move, and then pops up two or three more times for a split second giving her a lovesick grin, is the guy who played Swan in The Warriors.

That may be the best video ever made!

Better than the Hoff's "Hooked On A Feeling?"

I don't even know who you are anymore.

 

[mustangj17]

Then I triumphantly hoisted the Stanley Cup.