Caption contest

[Freelance Hack]

You'll notice I have a new signature photo.

Submit your proposed caption and I'll try to run the best.

Warning: I believe all I have room for is about 110 characters.

 

[poindexter]

My name is Freelance Hack and I like a burger about "this" big.

 

[Idaho]

So I reached out and honked Cosmo's manboobs.

 

[Drock]

Praise Jesus, they were the sweetest tits I ever tasted.

 

[Claws for Concern]

What, you haven't made a donation to my college? Let me help you find your wallet!

 

[Chef]

If you play with her tit like this, she'll kiss on ya.....

If you play with her tit like this, she'll **** on ya....

 

[dixiehack]

Hey baby, wanna see my red X?

Seriously, that's all I see.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Yeah, all I'm getting is a red x, and when I right click and get properties, all I get is a 'welcome to gmail' opening screen.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

 

[Trey Beamon]

I love Ron Powlus "this" much.

Come see Beno Cook in Cats on Broadway!

(yeah, I know, that's not really Beno in the sig)

 

[tapintoamerica]

I don't have a caption, but I do have an interesting tidbit.
Before last Saturday's game at Wake Forest, the Liberty University maching band played a medley of rock-top 40 tunes, the first of which was "Gotta Get You Into My Life," by the Beatles. Why is this interesting? I believe it was John Lennon who said, "We're bigger than Jesus."

 

[dooley_womack1]

What's more interesting, tap, is that Gotta Get You Into My Life was Paul McCartney expressing his love for pot.

 

[markvid]

Is that the same song Earth Wind and Fire did?

 

[Oz]

Look at me ... I'll pounce on you, I'm fierce ... I'm the Cincinnati Bengals defense.

 

[Freelance Hack]

Damn, I guess I'm download deficient.

 

[Freelance Hack]

I am deficient no more!

 

[poindexter]

I'm confused. Were we supposed to be commenting on Falwell, or this new thing?

Falwell is a bore. Can't get much out of that.

 

[Freelance Hack]

The new thing, though comments on Beano Cook the good reverend are appreciated as well.

 

[e4]

"Who's got wood and who's got syrup?"

 

[Ace]

I couldn't believe the size of Paris' ass goiter.