And here comes chef, channeling cornholio........

[Chef]

As mentioned on the coffee thread, I drink coffee. lots. nothing at all for me to go through 3 pots of coffee a day. just starting a fresh pot right now. now, my boss comes trotting in with a 32oz. monster energy drink, tosses it to me, and says enjoy. oh, and he just broke out a 1-pound bag of spitz dill pickle sunflower seeds. if i have a heart attack tonight, give king creole my air supply collection, and embassyrow my marty booker trading cards.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Can I have your toe?

 

[sportschick]

 

[Chef]

Can I have your toe?

done.

 

[Starman]

I must have TP for my bunghole!!

 

[expendable]

Are you threatening me?

 

[dargan]

Uh, he said he needed TP for his bunghole?

 

[Oggiedoggie]

FIXED AGAIN

I need more caffeine

 

[KYSportsWriter]

That. Is. Awesome.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

And Chef, I hope you at least ration that energy drink. You'll be bouncing off the walls for hours, and then you'll crash hard.

 

[Chef]

And Chef, I hope you at least ration that energy drink. You'll be bouncing off the walls for hours, and then you'll crash hard.

Oh..the energy drink was destroyed in a hurry....I'm on my second 20oz. cup of coffee since I "laid down.....the monster"....(quick, what movie?)

 

[Some Guy]

Good God. You should mainline some crack to come down.

 

[Chef]

Good God. You should mainline some crack to come down.

Negative on the crack.....

I may be crazy, but I'm not crazy.

 

[imjustagirl]

Monster never really affects me, even the big ones. And I certainly don't crash afterward.

That being said, the M-80 I think is the one I like best. Whichever one tastes kind of tropical. Mmmmm.

 

[Chef]

Monster never really affects me, even the big ones. And I certainly don't crash afterward.

That being said, the M-80 I think is the one I like best. Whichever one tastes kind of tropical. Mmmmm.

That would be the Khaos....the one mixed with the orange juice.

 

[imjustagirl]

THAT'S it. Sooooo good.

EDIT: Nope, I just looked. It is the M-80. It's the yellow writing on the can. Soooo good.

http://www.monsterenergy.com/product/m80.php

 

[Armchair_QB]

You guys can save yourself a lot of money if you'd just pour a bunch of sugar into a glass of water.

 

[imjustagirl]

Why dilute it? I just eat spoonfuls of sugar.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Why dilute it? I just eat spoonfuls of sugar.

You need something to wash the spoonfuls down with.

 

[imjustagirl]

That's what Pepsi Throwback is for.